Who knows what the right number for any new comic contest is these days?  569 seems like as good a choice as any.

Here are the rules, based on the stupid pun that I came up with for a title:

The first panel of your comic must contain a dog character.  This can be dog-on-a-ball from the "threereasons" category, or either the dog or dog-puppet characters from the "kaddar2" category.  It must not contain the witch from the "holiday" category.

The last panel of your comic must contain the witch character, and must not contain any of the dog characters.

Obviously your comic has to be longer than one panel.

Everything else is up to you.  But it'll help your chances if your comic is funny.

The victor gets bragging rights, and the honor of creating and judging Comic Contest 570 (or whatever crazy number you come up with).

Let's keep this contest short and sweet, or at least short.  I'll judge it Saturday morning, or thereabouts.  That means you have about four days.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Groovy! - Closing Time Leftovers by edoggydog 11-14-12

I'll take the bitch. You take the witch. Groovy!

Doggy Style by ragu4u 11-15-12

Auditions for role in "Witch Orgy"... Oooh, yeah baby! Now talk dirty to me! Behind the Curtain....... So if THIS is your version of "sock it to me" anal sex, I'll pass!

Back Alley Bone by gtc3000 11-15-12

Conjour up whatever cheap, back-alley trick you want, Brunhilda. I'll always have the only bone you truly want.

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Steeeeeeeeve Perry.

CC by HCRoyall 11-15-12

Trick-or-Treating on Pennsylvania Ave. got a little heated when Bo spotted Ann Coulter on her way to a costume party...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

This is Uranus by four_legged_tripod 11-16-12

*huff* *puff* *huff* *puff* Yeah. That's it. Take it all. Tom? What? What is it? I haven't seen your dog. I swear. If you see him, send him home. I think he's sick. He's shitting all over like his asshole has gotten too big for some reason.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Groovy! - Return of the Space Portal by edoggydog 11-17-12

CHRISTMAS IS FOR FAGS, LARD ASS!! HALLOWEEN RULES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ( THIS PANEL LEFT INTENTIONALLY BLANK ) Next, we can punk the Easter bunny... Groovy!

Groovy! - Closing Time Leftovers REDUX by edoggydog 11-17-12

I'll take Sandra Fluke. You take Nancy Pelosi. Groovy!

Is it thereabouts already?

Let's be honest: this wasn't my most inspired idea for a comic contest, and I appreciate that you all rose gamely to the challenge.  But whose rising was the gameliest?  That would have to be edoggydog, who gave us this comic:

Groovy! - Return of the Space Portal by edoggydog 11-17-12

CHRISTMAS IS FOR FAGS, LARD ASS!! HALLOWEEN RULES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ( THIS PANEL LEFT INTENTIONALLY BLANK ) Next, we can punk the Easter bunny... Groovy!

Congratulations, e!  I have no doubt that you'll give us one of the grooviest comic contests yet.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

The Summarization of an Unimaginative Contestant in One Word by brycekain 11-19-12

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Thanks, E!  I'll try to come up with an immaginative comic contest so brycekain won't call it gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

But I love calling things "gay." It's the only thing that keeps me alive :(

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.