I was making the comic below based on the theme of the last CC to explain why the Old Testament God softened up by the time He got to the New Testament when I found out I won it.

Evolution by choadwarrior 3-18-13

Back in the day, you were really my kind of god, God. I had a lot of respect for you. Vengeful. Jealous. Destroying cities. Drowning all of mankind. Various smitings. Laying down the law and punishing sinners at every turn. What happened to that guy? Well, everything changed when I found out my son was gay.

It's a play on the news from this last weekend that the first active Republican Senator announced he was in favor of marriage equality.  Sen Rob Portman said that his position changed when he learned that his 21 year-old son was gay and he wanted him to have the same opportunities his other children had.  Of course, the announcement comes two years after his son came out to him and when a possible vice presidential bid was off the table.  He couldn't possibly have come to this conclusion when it was somebody else's kid...it had to happen to him to get him to show a little compassion.

But, I digress.  We got one.  I should be happy.

For this contest, somebody must have a radical change of heart.  That's all.  Everything else is up to you.  Judging in about a week.

Groovy! - Heartbeat is a love beat, and when we meet... by edoggydog 3-19-13

Remember how Finklestein was such an uncaring bastard? Well, he's totally different now... What happened? Good news, Mrs. Finklestein... The transplant was a success! Oh, thank GOD! He had a change of heart. Groovy!

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RCL no. 3365 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-19-13

What do you think, honey? Should I get married with green hair and in the purple dress? Or vice versa? By the way, dad wants the wedding at his tattoo parlor. And, he suggested we rent out the NASCAR restaurant for our recepetion. It's only $7500 for the day... It was at this point Stickboy had a change of heart... Fuck this shit! Did you say something, baby?

Passing Judgment by four_legged_tripod 3-20-13

So you weren't silent this time? Nope. I was loud, long winded and just let it loose! How come? Mom said I should have a change of fart when it came to my dead father.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Groovy! - Tugboat Annie by edoggydog 3-20-13

I tell ya, they were one of the hardest rocking bands in the '70's... Yeah, but then they started writing a lot of "bubble gum" music in the '80's. And, in the '90's, Nancy gained, like, three hundred pounds! Or, was that Ann..? What are you guys talking about? Changes of Heart. Groovy!

C'mon, strippers!  This is a really good CC!  Click off the porn and join in the fun!

CC 530: A Change of Hotel Rooms by brycekain 3-21-13

What do you mean don't go in that door? I've had a change of heart. There's a dead hooker in there, isn't there? If by dead you mean "sodomized" and by hooker you mean "the mangled corpse of a coked-up Casey Anthony look-alike" then.... maybe?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Finger banging when I heard you on the radio by mandingo 3-22-13

wedding's off but i'm having your stepson! yeah but what's that phrase where you felt one way but now you feel another? "change of heart?" "sobered up"

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what if nigger meant kite

Holy Movie Theater, Batman! by four_legged_tripod 3-25-13

So you decided for spring break you would go see a movie in the theater where the Batman shootings happened? Yep. I wasn't sure about it at first. I thought it might be disrespectful to the dead. But you had a change of heart? Yep. And I could feel the pain, torture and agony that the victims must have felt as I sat there in the theater. Because their spirits still reside there? No. Because they were showing a Nicholas Sparks flick.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

530: Change of Judging by brycekain 3-28-13

I thought Choadwarrior was going to judge this thing a couple of days ago? He had a change of heart. You ready to go back in there? I thought Joan Rivers was past menopause.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

I admit this isn't a great fit for the theme, but it's what came to me.

Get it in writing by evil_d 3-28-13

Aha—found you! We're eating venison tonight! Please, good sir! I am a magical deer! If you spare my life, I will repay you! Hmm... okay. What can you do for me? Well, you look kind of scrawny. How about I turn you into a total hunk? Thousands of years later: In retrospect, I should have asked, "a hunk of what?"

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Oh, yeah...I have a contest running.  Sorry about that.  

I'll make this easy...the winner is The Man With Something Extra for:

Holy Movie Theater, Batman! by four_legged_tripod 3-25-13

So you decided for spring break you would go see a movie in the theater where the Batman shootings happened? Yep. I wasn't sure about it at first. I thought it might be disrespectful to the dead. But you had a change of heart? Yep. And I could feel the pain, torture and agony that the victims must have felt as I sat there in the theater. Because their spirits still reside there? No. Because they were showing a Nicholas Sparks flick.

Tripod wins AGAIN!  The name must be magical.  I wonder if changing my name to "Three Legged Bi-Ped" will give ME that something extra, as well? 

Binocular Cyclops, anyone?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Binocular Cyclops is my mother-in-law's names.  Hopefully we can get a little "something extra" from the next contest. 

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

ragu4u wrote:

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Tripod wins AGAIN!  The name must be magical.  I wonder if changing my name to "Three Legged Bi-Ped" will give ME that something extra, as well? 

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