That's what I am, all by myself, while the better half attends to family business 1500 miles away.  Might as well brew the solo-ness into a Contest ...

So make a comic about The Last Person On Earth.  You must have one and only one human character, and that's who it is.  Other than that, most anything goes; your protaganist can interact with animals, inanimate objects, whatever, for real, or in his/her imagination.

I'll judge sometime around a week and a half from now, around when the missus gets back.

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Last Woman Not Standing by four_legged_tripod 5-08-13

Now that I'm the only person left on Earth, I'm so conflicted. This is the first time in my life when there has not been a huge line just to get into a public bathroom... but now, there's no one to go in with me.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 3417 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-08-13

I wake up to find a note my wife left on the fridge that says, "I'm tired of you not working. I'm going to go live with my mother." Does she actually believe kitchen appliances can read? Besides, I opened the door and the Boone's Farm was still cold! What a stupid twat.

RCL no. 3418 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-08-13

Are you sure you can cut me out of this can without accidently snipping off my balls? YES. WELL, MAYBE. ARE BALLS IMPORTANT TO HUMANS?

Groovy! - Wait for it... p.1 by edoggydog 5-10-13

Being the last man on Earth after an alien virus wiped out the entire human race... ...and with nothing better to do...

Groovy! - Wait for it... p.2 by edoggydog 5-10-13

Groovy! - Wait for it... p.3 by edoggydog 5-10-13

Groovy! - Here it is! by edoggydog 5-10-13

...Melvin would spend his time levitating inanimate objects with his newly acquired telekinesis powers. PUT ME DOWN!!

CC534: The death of Dr. Seuss. by bigworm 5-11-13

"This may be my last journal entry. I realize that I am the last human being alive. As my weary eyes look yon to far horizons... I can see a tree... a beautiful tree. But something is terribly wrong, and so with every ounce of strength I can muster, I cry out to the tree... ... "Hey tree, how hast thou come to be upside down?"

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bigworm

RCL no. 3423 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-13-13

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night... "...nor World War Z..." "...stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds." Hello?

George W. Bush is the last man on Earth by evil_d 5-14-13

... pant ... pant ... here it is... at last... Iraq. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Okay... Afghanistan... just twelve hundred miles....

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

The Saddest Man in the World

What if the last the last human on earth was also the last Jehovah's Witness on earth? Who would be left to annoy? Good morning, sir. Could I have a moment of your time?

by deathtoradio, 5-14-13

What the last man on Earth thinks about by evil_d 5-15-13

211 more days. Just 211 more days until the radiation levels die down and it's safe to go outside. Can't wait to link up with some fellow survivors. Sure hope one of 'em knows something about agriculture. These canned beans won't last forever.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC534: That's not fair! by evil_d 5-15-13

Well, if I'm the last man on earth, I won't make the same mistake as that guy in The Twilight Zone. First thing I'm reading is a book on how to make new glasses. But soon: Where is—oh no—I've lost my library card! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Last call while I contemplate that I've now passed 12 years on this site ....

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Alone Again, Or? by choadwarrior 5-18-13

Looks like I'm the only one left. What am I going to do? No infrastructure. No food, no water. No job...well, that's cool. No more responsibilities. And what will I do without my wife? My wife...is gone? MY WIFE!!! I'm gonna get LAID!

Thank you all for your contributions.  I think there's an unwritten rule against giving the trophy back to the one who just bestowed it upon you, so evil_d will just have to make do with the well-deserved good rating I slapped on his wonderful "That's not fair!"

That said, the last comic standing on this incarnation of earth is:

The Saddest Man in the World

What if the last the last human on earth was also the last Jehovah's Witness on earth? Who would be left to annoy? Good morning, sir. Could I have a moment of your time?

by deathtoradio, 5-14-13

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Take it away, dtr!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Thanks Kaufman. Let me think of an idea and I'll post CC 535 here in a few minutes.