I hate the Holiday Inn commercials that insinuate that staying there somehow magically grants you the ability to be an air traffic controller or brain surgeon.  There is a limit to how far my suspension of disbelief can be stretched, and just once I want the commercial to end with somebody dead in the OR and the "Holiday Inn Guy" being shoved into the back of a police car with a confused look on his face.

So this is your challenge:  One of the characters has to have performed an activity that is far beyond their qualifications and they must now explain what happened to a curious bystander/worried loved one/concerned authority figure/etc.

I know there are already comics of this vein floating around the archives, so no old comics will be considered for the win.  Other than that, have at it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

[Click to view comic: 'And the Horse You Rode in On']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 3497']

[Click to view comic: 'Inn and Out']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Really?  This is all I get?

Not that I'm complaining about the quality of the entries that DID come, but... really?

I'll judge this Friday if there's no sudden swell of interest.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Now you know how I feel! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Click to view comic: 'CC540: It Doesn't Work Quite As Well As I Had Hoped It Would']

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Well this was a bust.  I'd give it to 'zilla, but I'm a firm believer in "No Take-backsies" so it will go to the next funniest entry which is this:

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 3497']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

This is late and it doesn't even really fit the theme.  Oh well.

[Click to view comic: 'Not CC540']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Ah, shit.  Really?  I mean, thank you! Thank you!

I'll try to come up with a killer new CC ASAP!