I hate the Holiday Inn commercials that insinuate that staying there somehow magically grants you the ability to be an air traffic controller or brain surgeon.  There is a limit to how far my suspension of disbelief can be stretched, and just once I want the commercial to end with somebody dead in the OR and the "Holiday Inn Guy" being shoved into the back of a police car with a confused look on his face.

So this is your challenge:  One of the characters has to have performed an activity that is far beyond their qualifications and they must now explain what happened to a curious bystander/worried loved one/concerned authority figure/etc.

I know there are already comics of this vein floating around the archives, so no old comics will be considered for the win.  Other than that, have at it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

And the Horse You Rode in On by four_legged_tripod 7-29-13

Hey! My wife said you came over and fucked her brains out last night. She said it was the best fuck of her life. Yeah, well... I thought you tiny dicked Asians were bad in bed. Oh let me guess, you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express the night before. No. I'm just hung like a fucking horse.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 3497 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-29-13

HELP!! HELP!! Relax! Captain Obvious is here to save the dayyyy... Yay! I've been stuck in this vent for three days... And, you want me to pull you out? Wow... Aren't you a fucking genius? Not really... But, I did let a homeless guy blow me for some booze change behind a Motel 6 earlier this morning!

Inn and Out by four_legged_tripod 8-07-13

Why do we have a receipt from the Holiday Inn Express? Brenda's been cheating on me again! I've never performed an appendectomy on my way to work at McDonald's before, but I did stay the night at a Holiday Inn Express. I'm telling you man, I don't even know a Brenda!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Really?  This is all I get?

Not that I'm complaining about the quality of the entries that DID come, but... really?

I'll judge this Friday if there's no sudden swell of interest.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Now you know how I feel! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

CC540: It Doesn't Work Quite As Well As I Had Hoped It Would by ZMannZilla 8-15-13

OK, so here's your room key, along with some info about the area and a coupon for the Continental Breakfast. Thank you for choosing Holiday Inn! Wow, what quick and efficient service, and friendly too! I want to give you a good review! Oh, uh... that's not necessary, sir. Oh, come now, I know you Holiday Inn employees love getting great feedback, it's how you get raises and stuff, right? Actually, I'm not a Holiday Inn clerk, but I did spend twelve years at Harvard Medical School.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Well this was a bust.  I'd give it to 'zilla, but I'm a firm believer in "No Take-backsies" so it will go to the next funniest entry which is this:

RCL no. 3497 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-29-13

HELP!! HELP!! Relax! Captain Obvious is here to save the dayyyy... Yay! I've been stuck in this vent for three days... And, you want me to pull you out? Wow... Aren't you a fucking genius? Not really... But, I did let a homeless guy blow me for some booze change behind a Motel 6 earlier this morning!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

This is late and it doesn't even really fit the theme.  Oh well.

Not CC540 by evil_d 8-16-13

Mrs. Smith, your son was in a terrible accident, but fortunately I was here when it happened. I'm a fully trained mortician and I did everything I could for him. Oh, thank god! I guess all that training in mortuary science can be relevant when it comes to saving someone's life too! Not really... what would make you think that?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Ah, shit.  Really?  I mean, thank you! Thank you!

I'll try to come up with a killer new CC ASAP!