Okay, here are the requirements for CC542-

TOPIC- God is holding a (potential) disciplinary hearing with Hitler. It's potentially disciplinary because God might be more afraid of Hitler than Hitler is of God.

The hearing can go awry, or simply take a new direction. It can end in disaster or become a chat between two good old boys who end up reminiscing about whatever.

So, maybe it's just a conversation between two powerbrokers ragging on each other.

CHARACTERS- Any characters may be used to represent God and Hitler. They may be changed during the course of the comic.

BACKGROUNDS- Any background(s) can be used.

DIALOG- There is no required dialog. Dialog per se is not required.

COMIC LENGTH- It's okay to use any number of cells in your comic.

NEW COMICS ONLY- No old comics.

I realize that this set of rules are rather mushy and somewhat unfixed. That's because the human mind is rather mushy and somewhat unfixed. The only really fixed part of this is God and Hitler.

Judging this CC will be a product of the somewhat unfixed mind, but most likely to take place in two weeks or less.

CC542: FATHER & SON [Doing things together] by bigworm 8-28-13

You know why you're here, right? Because you vant to spank me? I don't want to, but I have to. Take your pants off and lay down. *SMACK SMACK SMACK!!! DIG DIG PINCH!!! GOUGE GOUGE SNIFF!!! POKE SNIFF LICK!!!* Achtung und ouch! I'm hatink this a lot! Please stop Daddy!!! You knock that 'genocide shit' off now... you hear?

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bigworm

RCL no. 3528 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-26-13

God? Yes... Are you Hitler? No, Mrs. Hitler... Mr. Hitler is out. Do you know when Mr. Hitler will be home? I need to talk to him... Well, right now he's at the hardware store getting a part for the garbage disposal... Apparently, it got jammed on Michael Moore's fat-ass soul.

CC524: God interviews Hitler's ghost, part 1 by fpd 9-01-13

So, Hitler, how did you spend your life? I knew you had a purpose for me when you kept sparing my life during World War I, and I made it my life's mission. And what purpose was that? To wipe out the Jews and preserve Aryan culture. How did you know that's what I wanted you to do? The Church had been killing Jews for centuries. But like King Saul, they didn't do a thorough job. I knew you wanted me to be the King David of Jew killing.

CC542: God interviews Hitler's ghost, part 2 by fpd 9-01-13

Why did you think the Church was following my will in killing Jews? Because the Jews killed Jesus, and they were leading people to Hell by teaching that Jesus wasn't the Messiah. So, the Jews killed a Jew and taught that he wasn't the Jewish Messiah? Exactly, and that's why they had to die, those heathens. Do you think there were exceptions to "Thou shalt not kill"? Of course there were exceptions. You ordered the Hebrews of the Bible to slaughter and massacre Canaanites and Philistines.

CC524: God interviews Hitler's ghost, part 3 by fpd 9-01-13

Why would I ever give such orders? You knew that the greatest goods are racial purity, cultural purity, and religious purity. The ancient Hebrews had to destroy the contagion of other races. Did you not feel compassion for the suffering you caused? Compassion is for people. The Jews were vermin. Were my chosen people vermin? No, of course not. We Aryans were your pride and joy.

CC524: God interviews Hitler's ghost, part 4 by fpd 9-01-13

Don't you think I made both the Jews and Aryans in my image? With their dark, curly hair and huge bulging noses? I don't think so. Do I look like a blond, blue-eyed Aryan to you? You kind of look like a fire right now. But that's not your true image, right? My true image lies in the heart, not in the flesh. Yes, and I'm sure that in their hearts those greedy skinflints look nothing like you.

CC524: God interviews Hitler's ghost, part 5 by fpd 9-01-13

I'm going to give you a chance to see what their hearts are like. I don't understand. Why would I want to see such ugliness? I am assigning you to torture Jews in purgatory. Oh, thank you, Lord. I am glad I can be of service even after death. Eons later ... I don't understand. Why do the Jews keep leaving purgatory while I stay here? Am I not better and more pure than such vermin? You must discover why on your own.

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CC 542: Gabba Gabba Heil by kaufman 9-01-13

December, 1938: Hitler is called into God's office. I don't see what the problem is. You Yourself told me that I could annex the German-speaking parts of Czechoslovakia. That's not the problem. The problem is that Me-damned battle song your army was singing as they marched in. But why? It's a catchy tune. It's TOO catchy! Now I can't get the fucking thing out of my head. I don't want any singing whatsoever when you invade Poland. All right, all right. o/` Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna be Sudatened, Nothing to do, nowhere to go, I wanna be Sudatened ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Out of Focus by four_legged_tripod 9-05-13

I was only trying to help the Jews. Help them?! You damn near killed all of them! It didn't start out that way. You remember when they were wandering the desert for 40 years? Yeah. I thought it was due to a lack of focus. So I created a place to increase their focus. Concentration camps?!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC542: Don't Expect Flawless Logic From A Syphilitic Racist by ZMannZilla 9-13-13

Hitler. God. You've got one chance to explain yourself. Make it good. I vas trying to make un point about religion, by killing six million Jews und one kitten. ...ok, so why "one kitten"? HA! SEE? NOBODY CARES ABOUT ZEE JEWS!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I've had a hard time figuring out who won, but I looked at the whole thing in a slightly different way.  Therefore, due to "accumulated funny" in the performance of a comic series, the winner is fpd!

I appreciate all of the entries, even the one that was a rehash of a very old comic.

So fpd, you are the winner!

I'll start a new contest soon. I just need to think of something first. Maybe I'll sleep on it and come up with something tomorrow.

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