I'm flashing back to a simpler time.  Like, I don't know, two days ago.  So let's go back to simple rules.  All you have to do is write a funny comic that includes the words finger, wine, and glass.  What could be simpler, right?  Have at it, and we'll see you in a week and a half or so.

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RCL no. 4129 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-10-14

As Armless Anders tells a lame-ass story to his Indian friend... ...and then she said, "Wanna get your finger out of my wine glass?" ANDERS!! ...his dog finally balances himself on the family beach ball... So, I said to her, "I am armless!" HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA ANDERS!!! ...but fails to get Anders attention before falling off again. You don't get it? Since, I am arm-less, I don't have any fingers. So, the only thing resem-bling a finger is my penis. Which was in her wine glass. ANDERS!!!!!!

RCL no. 4131 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-10-14

Just to piss off the budhists inside... Then, the douchebag waiter put his unwashed fingers all over my wine glass! I know. ...Jesus sets up a Christian hotline right outside the temple's main entrance! So, I told him to put on a pair of white gloves and go get me a new wine glass. I know. (Prince of Peace, my ass!) The wine was a bit precocious, with a tinge of penis sweat... But, I'm sure I was imagin-ing that taste. I mean, the waiter wouldn't have twirled the glass on his cock before serving me, right? Wrong. HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

CC: Zombie Waiter gets no tips

Waiter! Get your finger out of my wine glass!

by HCRoyall, 6-12-14

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Groovy! - Just enough to meet quota by edoggydog 6-12-14

...and that's when the waiter accidently spilled wine on my glass finger! Groovy!

Groovy! - (Think about it) by edoggydog 6-12-14

He did it! I KILL YOU, MAN!! But, I don't wanna put my pants on today! *WAAAAAAAAAH* JUST DO IT!! The name's Pane. Window Pane. Groovy!

Casual Friday by four_legged_tripod 6-13-14

My boss says I'm too uptight. Have you thought about giving yourself a wine enema before going to work? 15 minutes later... HEY! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DOOR? WHY IS EVERYONE TAKING SO LOUD? I'm not sure you should go to work. Your normal eye has glassed over like your glass eye. Hey sexy. Wanna watch me shoot my eye out of my asshole? There's something different about you Sally, but I just can't put my finger on it.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC581: OMAR KHAYYAM----UNEDITED 1st. COPY OF 'The Rubaiyat' by bigworm 6-15-14

Here with a Loaf of Bread (that I may chew as if 'twas your dune-like and sand-flecked cheeks of chub), A flask of wine (hidden by brown paper sack... oooh ...to escape the proctor's view and subsequent proctor flack)... a book of verse and thou, hog-tied face down, psuedo doggy style, squealing to rival a sow. aaah To you I would toast "Squeal loudly my pink-skinned love porcine. For only you I raise my glass, as I prepare you to meet the 'Great Arabian Cockeral', with my finger up your ass." oink oink

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RCL no. 4149 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-15-14

Did you offer her wine? CHECK!! In a glass? DOUBLE CHECK!! Did you remember to keep your finger out of the wine? TRIPLE FUCK!!

Horse Vintage by TheGovernor 6-17-14

Four fingers of wine please Sorry we only serve glasses in standard measures Ok I'll have a hand of wine then.

RCL no. 4153 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-17-14

Page 469? Wine. Page 274? Glasses. Slogan? "Let your fingers do the walking."

RCL no. 4154 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-18-14

...and then she threw her transgender hamster at me! I mean... Planet WTF??? How does a finger in her wine glass tie into all of this? You're my attorney. You tell me!

Groovy! - I'M NOT DRINKING ANY FUCKING MERLOT!!! by edoggydog 6-19-14

Tell me something romantic. "A jug of wine, a loaf of bread and thou..." Of course, you should have only one glass of wine and a small finger sandwich as you could stand to lose some weight. I think she burned 400 calories kicking my ass... Groovy!

Some good stuff out there, but I think I'm going to give the ultimate prize to bigworm, even if the resemblance to Ned Beatty is just a bit fuzzy.

Have fun with 582!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Dammit!  I'm too late with this winning entry!! 

Groovy! - Meanwhile, back at Invisible Men, Inc... by edoggydog 6-20-14

Sure, I'll tell you what I think about your idea of finger-shaped wine glasses... Groovy! Are you standing directly in front of my desk? Yes. Why? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA WTF????

Thanks kaufman. I've been unattentive but will be back shortly with a new CC.

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bigworm