Here's the guidelines:

3 panel comic. The first two are all black. No characters. Only dialogue. Why? Is it at night? Is it a black hole? Are our eyes closed? We won't know until the third panel when the punchline comes. Alright... make with the funny stuff.

And I appreciate the win in CC617.

This one ends in 7 days.

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CC by HCRoyall 7-31-15

He's coming to! Mr. Jameson! Open your eyes! You've been frozen for twenty years! Does this mean you've found a cure for my condition? No, it just took this long for your HMO to find a reason to drop your coverage.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Lights! Camera! by four_legged_tripod 8-03-15

In the beginning, God created the Earth and placed man on it. God eventually realized that he had not done something right. So God created light. THERE you are! I'll be dammed if I couldn't see you.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Groovy! - Lights! Camera! DAMMIT! by edoggydog 8-03-15

In the beginning, God created the Earth and placed man on it. God eventually realized that he had not done something right. So, God created light and confirmed it! DAMMIT! What?

We're going to play that way, are we?

Lights! Camera! Daaaaaamn! by kaufman 8-03-15

In the beginning, God created the Earth and placed man on it. God eventually realized that he had not done something right. So, God created light and confirmed it! Ok, next batch I use less clay and add in some pigment. Albinos was a bad idea.

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I think I started something...

Lights! Camera! Action! by four_legged_tripod 8-04-15

In the beginning, God created the Earth and placed man on it. God eventually realized that he had not done something right. So God created light. 'Sup? I'm Adam. I'm Steve.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Groovy!- Lights! Camera! Groovy! by edoggydog 8-04-15

In the beginning, God created the Earth and placed man on it. God eventually realized that he had not done something right. So, God created light and... What the FUCK?? Groovy!

Oh man, are we doing that thing where we make a bunch of comics that are all the same except for the punchline? I love that thing!

Lights! Camera! Fishhand! by evil_d 8-04-15

In the beginning, God created the Earth and placed man on it. God eventually realized that he had not done something right. So God created light. I'm pretty sure this is "in my image", but just in case, maybe I should create mirrors.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Is this what we're doing?  Okay.

Lights! Camera! Contest! by HCRoyall 8-04-15

In the beginning, God created the Earth and placed man on it. God eventually realized that he had not done something right. So God created light. I gotta stop drinking...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC618 Right in the Fealers by brycekain 8-04-15

Doctor, is everything ok? I'm afraid not, miss. The operation was not a success and you are bleeding internally. Is it bad? Well, I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is that you probably will not live past the end of this sentence. I am so sorry..... The GOOD NEWS is this isn't a rehashed joke told more than 6 times.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Lights! Camera! Homage! Peedux by atomiclunch 8-04-15

They've taken the office! Chen! I'm coming! Those bastards are gonna pay! I'll save ya, Chen! Ha! Chen called out, today! Well played, pee finger, well played!

we're all retarded. but especially you. yes, you

He lives in shadows. He feeds on fear. by mandingo 8-04-15

In the beginning, God created the Earth and placed man on it. God eventually realized that he had not done something right. So God created light. Why's my ass hurt? Zip Zop Za Bebop! J-E-L-L-O

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what if nigger meant kite

Just in case I got the comic format wrong I made the following entry!

It WOULD explain a few things... by HCRoyall 8-05-15

In the beginning, God created the Earth and placed man on it. God eventually realized that he had not done something right. So God created light. I REALLY gotta stop drinking.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Groovy! - Lights! Camera! GAH!! by edoggydog 8-05-15

In the beginning, God created the Earth and placed man on it. God eventually realized that he had not done something right. So God created light. GAH!! Call me Caitlyn.

I'll choose a winning comic in 24 hours.

Some funny stuff happening here.

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Lights! Camera! Wait! by atomiclunch 8-05-15

In the beginning, there was nothing... And Atomiclunch said: "Me dammit! Turn on the fucking universe!" Hang on, let me adjust the vertical hold. I think I'm gonna hurl! That was... Jostly.

It Takes a Little Effort by Neo11 8-05-15

Oh wow, this will never work.....it's way too tight.....are you sure this is the right hole? I've told you, yes. Just add some more of that lube and keep trying to get it in there! Oh my goodness, there it goes! In and out so smooth. This is incredible Like I said, have a little faith and you never know what might happen I can't believe that just happened. I suppose you earned this 10 bucks. Thanks. Sure thing. And let that be a reminder, NEVER bet anyone that it's impossible to fix a tight, rusty keyhole in the dark

CC 618: That's Fish To You Surrealists! by kaufman 8-05-15

Ok, so you're here, Dave, and so is Carl. What about Herb? He said he'd be here. Maybe one of you can call him and see where he is. Sure, Jack. I'll just... Wait, I think I hear him coming. This is really where the jokes come from. Sorry I'm late, guys. Traffic was murder. No problem. At least we now know it takes FOUR Abe Vigoda impersonators to change a lightbulb.

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CC 618: And the Cakes Contained Files by kaufman 8-05-15

Ok, turn around once more, then go for it! Nice job! Check out how you did. Our neighborhood was so tough, at birthday parties, we'd play Pin the Jail on the Donkey!

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CC618 A gentle reminder to always be safe by brycekain 8-05-15

Space..... the final frontier..... These are the voyages...... of the Starship.... ........Enterprise..... IT'S FIVE YEAR MISSION.............? To boldy go........... .................................................. WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE! Do you think we take this COS Play a little too far? SHUT UP, I'M ABOUT TO CUM!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Am I doing this correctly?

Modern Feminism in a Nutshell by Beeko180 8-05-15

RAPE! STOP! YOU'RE OPPRESSING ME! STOP IT! STOP IT NOW! I HAVE RIGHTS! YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS TO ME! THIS IS BARBARIC YOU SAVAGE SAVAGE INFANTILE BEAST! PATRIARCHY! PATRIARCHY!

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Groovy! - Orwell that ends well by edoggydog 8-06-15

"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength." And, Big Brother is watching you. Who said that? Me. *click*

Just close your eyes and pretend it's over by HCRoyall 8-06-15

Honey?! I heard a noise downstairs! It's just the cat again. Go to sleep But you've heard the news! What if it's the Pint-Size Buggerer?! Ugh. Fine. I'll go check. *click* Showtime.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.