619 is the area code for San Diego, CA.  How is this relevant?  It is a border city that used to have a massive flow of illegals coming through it.  Well, that was until they built a fence.  Now there is virtually zero ilegals coming through there.  Who knew?

Trump knew, that's who!  The theme for this CC is The Donald.  Make a comic depicting Trump, or a subject related to Trump in any way.  (Remember when he ran the USFL?)

Rules:

1) Be funny

2) No hair references unless it qualifies under rule #1

3) New comics only

Try to have fun with it.  I'll declare a winner in a week or two.  whoever doesn't win, YOU'RE FIRED!!  HAHAHAHAHA (See how fun this can be?)

Bonus points:  If, you can work "Rosie O'Donnell is a fat pig" into the comic.

How the American media works. (CC619) by Porternotes 8-10-15

The first time. Illegals are ruining this country. Bullshit! The twentieth time. Illegals are ruining this country. Well... The one hundredth time. Illegals are ruining this country. Trump for President.

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https://www.porternotes.com

CC 619 by jes_lawson 8-10-15

Jesus! Where have you been? What are you doing? Supporting Donald Trump! You're completely wasted...and...did you shit on the floor? Yeah! You can't spell TRUMP without RUM and TP! No vertical bacon sandwich for you tonight, Rosie But I love it! I don't care if that makes me a cannibal, I still can... *Urp*

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

CC by HCRoyall 8-11-15

Zoinks! Who could have believed it! Reah! Under that toupee, Donald Trump was really Old Man Cheney! And I would have gotten into a war with Iran, too, if not for you meddling liberals!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC619: Pick the fake Donald Trump quote by evil_d 8-11-15

Five of these are genuine Donald Trump quotes, but one is a fabrication. Guess which one! I fired them. Of course I had to fire them. They were getting pregnant on my dime! Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day. I love beautiful women, and beautiful women love me. It has to be both ways. The point is that you can't be too greedy. Somebody's doing the raping, Don, I mean, you know– I mean, somebody's doing it. You think it's women being raped, well who's doing the raping? Who's doing the raping?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Frankenstein 2016 (Firer Bad!) by kaufman 8-11-15

Americans are voting for stupid people. So my plan is to reanimate corpses with the brains of geniuses and have them vote. Now, Igor, bring me the brain of Albert Einstein! Yes, Master! The Einstein brain was not available. But I was able to get the brain of bridge legend Easley Blackwood. A brilliant innovator and a great player. Yes, that should do nicely. Now, let us animate the body! My beautiful creation! You're alive! Now go off to the polls and vote. But first tell me, how are you going to cast your ballot? FOR ..... NO ..... TRUMP!!!!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Sideshow Don by choadwarrior 8-08-15

Mr. Trump, what specifically would you do to stop illegal immigration? I would build a wall. Please give us some specifics. It would be the biggest wall you've ever seen. And then what? I would pee all over that wall.

Yeah, so I made it a few days ago.  Damn my clairvoyance.

It's Gonna be HUGE! by four_legged_tripod 8-12-15

Oh yeah! Go... go... go! Cindy? What were you just doing with Donald Trump's dog? Band practice. Say what? Yeah. I was practicing blowing Trump pets.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC 619 Drop off a load by brycekain 8-12-15

Excuse me. Is this the line for the Tijuana abortion clinic? Trump headquarters. Close enough.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC 619: The Biggest, Most Luxurious Deadbeat by brycekain 8-12-15

There is NO WAY I am letting you in. But sir, please. He's my long lost father! I have to see him! No way. Uh uh. I was born... alone... in a bowl full of water... flushed by society... into darkness I drown... poor.... forgotten.... poop bacon. Look kid, you can tell me all kinds of stories all day long, but the fact of the matter is this: You're not going to see him. No matter what you say I'm not letting you in to see Rosie O'Donnell. THIS IS WHY I VOTED FOR TRUMP!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Planet WTF Presents: Pregnant Pause Theater 71 by brycekain 8-14-15

I'm not picking that up. You have to pick it up. You are contractually obligated. When the hell is he going to start wearing diapers?? When Rosie is past her consensual pegging phase.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

So when is this going to be judged?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Okay... This has gone on long enough. Thanks for everyone's participation.  Below is the winning comic:

HCRoyall wrote:

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CC by HCRoyall 8-11-15

Zoinks! Who could have believed it! Reah! Under that toupee, Donald Trump was really Old Man Cheney! And I would have gotten into a war with Iran, too, if not for you meddling liberals!

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And I owe it all to old reruns of Scooby Doo!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.