The rules for this contest will be simple: one of the characters wants to eat the other one. Not in a sexual way, but in the literal "chew up and digest and eventually poop out" sort of way (although I suppose it could be sexual if that's someone's fetish, but enough about Donald Trump's family reunion).

Give me something I can sink my teeth into!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

RCL no. 5095 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-11-16

Pssst... Jon. Who said that? Me. Pizza... Can you let me out? It's fucking freezing in here! Relax, Pizza... I'll be letting you out tomorrow night around dinner time. You're just have to gut it out until then. EAT ME!!!! That's what I intend on doing. Tomorrow night. Around dinner time.

CC 635: Soylent Green is Papal, er, People! by kaufman 2-12-16

Hello, Discount Superheroes R Us? I want to rip off the Vatican as payback for what a priest did to me when I was young. We'll send someone right over! Hello, good citizen! I'm Doesn't-Hear-The-First-Two-Letters-Of-Every-Word-Spoken-To-Me Man. What can I do for you? Cheat Rome! *ulp* WTF?

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CC 635: Have Another Ho-Ho by kaufman 2-12-16

With only four reindeer to pull my sleigh, we can't have Christmas this year, Blitzen. Any idea where Comet and Rudolph and Olive and Dancer and Cupid and Prancer are? Uh, I don't know. Did you look under your boot? And why are you guys calling yourselves the Donner party anyway? I guess "Vixen" just sounds too silly. And HEY, why are you looking at me that way? Do you have any idea of your protein content?

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RCL no. 5097 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-12-16

Knock-knock, Mr. RCLG. It's me, Mic. WHAT DO YOU WANT?? I think you should apologize to atomiclunch for that last comic. EAT ME!!!! Now, now... We talked about this. If, you want to make friends with the other strippers, you can't put them down. Okay. I sorry.

Groovy! - HEADS UP!! (idea stolen from ragu4u) by edoggydog 2-12-16

Welcome to Chez Nourriture Moche... I can tell you are a man of great stature and importance, so I will seat you at the "head" table! Groovy! It's right through those kitchen doors over yonder. That seems like an odd place for a head table, but I'll just go with it... GAH!! Please, eat me.

Box Set by kaufman 2-12-16

This package came for you. Oh yeah, I've been waiting for it. What's in it? A new collection from K-Tel: Graphic novelizations of bad songs from the seventies. Let's give a few a listen to, shall we?

K-Tel Presents: Billy Don't Be A Hero by kaufman 2-12-16

Goodbye honey, I'm off to war. I wish you wouldn't. I worry about you. Don't be stupid and try to be a hero or something. Promise you'll come back in one piece. I need a volunteer to go on a dangerous mission. You have a chance to be a real hero. I'm your man. We regret to inform you that Billy was killed in battle. Rest assured, he was a true hero.

K-Tel Presents: A Horse With No Name by kaufman 2-12-16

Day 1 Hey dude, you got a name or something? Day 3 C'mon, man, tell me your name. Day 9 Shit man, I let that horse go, but I never found out his name.

Interlude by kaufman 2-12-16

What do you think so far? Those are quite interesting, but I think you're forgetting something. Oh don't worry, there's a boatload of disco coming up. No, not that. You're posting this to a comic contest thread and it has nothing to do with the theme of the contest. You're right, I totally forgot. Maybe we can find something in here that fits the theme ...

K-Tel Presents: Timothy by kaufman 2-12-16

Oh shit, the mine's caved in. And you and Tim and I are the only ones down here. We're going to be stuck down here and we'll probably starve to death. God, I'm already hungry. You know, suddenly I feel less hungry. I think I'll take a nap. Me too. Hmmm ... I wonder where Timothy went. Hey, wake up. I think I hear rescuers coming to get us. About time. It's scary when two people are trapped alone in a dark mine.

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Christ-kebob by Pandeist 2-14-16

The doctrine of transubstantiation.... So let me get this straight -- when I drink the wine, it becomes your blood? And the cracker becomes your flesh? Don't look so worried, I'm free-range, organic, and GMO-free. But you're right here -- why would I drink wine and eat a cracker when I could just shish-kebob you in the broiler, with a nice honey glaze? Hmmmm.... I hadn't thought of that. Okay, let's try it!! Oh yeah. I'm slow-roasting real good now. My flesh is gonna taste fantastic!!

RCL no. 5110 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-18-16

OMG! You're eating Trudy, my pet carrot!! It was laying there on the top of your desk whispering, "Eat me. Eat me." *munch* *munch* *munch* Say, what kind of "pet" is Trudy..? I'm denoting a slight fishy/used tampony taste.

Groovy! - Unborn Again by edoggydog 2-16-16

You wanna here the latest on Gary? Groovy! Last week, he became a born-again Christian. Why would a flesh-eating zombie become a born-again Christian? "Or, did I just answer my own question?" Take the bread and eat it, Gary, for it is my flesh... MMMM. FLESH.

It was a rough call. I narrowed it down to like 3 finalists but then realized 2 were from edoggydog. So I'll award it to him. Take it away. 

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

FU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UCK!!!   I'm terrible at coming up with CC ideas.

Seriously, though, thanks! :)

(Seriously, though, I really suck at ideas.)

I'll come up with something soon.

FU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UCK!!!   I'm terrible at coming up with CC ideas.

Seriously, though, thanks! :)

(Seriously, though, I really suck at ideas.)

I'll come up with something soon.