All of the best jokes are about people walking into bars.  Well, some of the best jokes are about people walking into bars.  Well, some jokes are about people walking into bars.

For this contest, please make a comic about people walking into a bar.  Actually, they don't have to be people, and they don't have to be walking.  Please make a comic about beings entering a bar.

Enter as often as you like.  Old comics are acceptable.  Judging will take place on Wednesday, March 9th.  The winner hosts the next comic contest.  Offer not valid in Puerto Rico or the US Virgin Islands.  Okay, it is.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'CC637: What If Joke Meant Martini?']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

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[Click to view comic: 'A Baby Seal Walks into a Club']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'an aardvark walks into a bar, arbitrarily cc637 v2']

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woof

My neighborhood bar is going to the dogs.

[Click to view comic: 'CC637 Pt. 1']

 [Click to view comic: 'CC637 Pt. 2']

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https://www.porternotes.com

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - A horse walks into a bar (the outtakes)']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - MORE Outtakes']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Armless Anders walks into a bar...']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - More Cow Balls']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Chen walks into a bar...LITERALLY']

[Click to view comic: 'CC637: Don't you drink anything while reading this']

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'CC637: Oh geez, another Saturday Morning Special?']

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'Guy Walks Into A Mom Joke']

[Click to view comic: 'CC535: And The Worst Part Is, None Of Them Left A Tip']

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

let's give this a go second comic in over 5 years
[Click to view comic: 'CC637: It's all the same']

Judging time, then.

Thanks for participating, everyone.  I feel like there were a few entries that were about even at the top of the pack, any of which would be a worthy winner, but of course I can only choose one.

Honorable mentions, therefore, go to four_legged_tripod for his uniquely SC take on an old joke, and to Porternotes for his series, especially the "humerus" punchline.

But the win goes to arbi:

[Click to view comic: 'an aardvark walks into a bar, arbitrarily cc637 v2']

I won't lie, this is partly because arbi hardly ever enters comic contests, and I'm dying to see what he comes up with when he runs one.  I'm also pretty tickled that gabe_kovacs is on the desirable list.

Take it away, arbi!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!