Just in time for Memorial Day, the theme of this comic is memory flashbacks.  Simply, one of your characters will talk about something in the past, and then show it in one or two of the other panels, a la Family Guy, or something similar to that.

Rules:

1. only new comics


2. a minimum of one entry to qualify


3. must have at least one flashback panel


4. do NOT mention that son-of-a-bitch Crabby by name

Bonus points:

Find a cure for butt cancer

Good luck!

CC by HCRoyall 5-27-16

Now insert me gently into your anus... Ummm... the fuck just happened there? You said "This reminds me of this time when I met a talking crab" and spaced out for 30 seconds. That reminds me of that time I thought I was having a stroke... What time? Right now?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC: 644 by atomiclunch 5-27-16

I remember a trip to that Doctor... A few years ago... Cured my butt cancer! I'll try it! A few years and a couple of weeks ago... They say you can help... DR. TOBOR FIX BUTT CANCER!

CC 644: Those Were The Eons by Namgubed 5-27-16

Remember that time when We created the universe? Yes, in fact, I remember it like it was yesterday ... Give or take a few hours.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

CC 644: The Only Thing You Need To Remember by Beeko180 5-27-16

So I found the cure to butt cancer. Oh wow... that's probably the most impressive thing anybody's ever told me. So what is it? Sorry, I was remembering my barnstorming weekend in Tahiti... I think. I'm not sure. The cure to butt cancer? Well it turned out to be quite simple really. Get a new butt. Oh... that totally makes sense... surprisingly.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

CC part 2 by HCRoyall 5-31-16

So anyway, I was about 17. My right side was numb and I was having trouble talking... Kind of like now? ...and that's my professional opinion, but maybe you should see someone other than a coroner... ...and after a long, soul-searching journey I realized the cure for butt cancer was inside me all along! The cure for butt cancer is a blocked artery in your cranium?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC 644: Memorial Flashback. by Arboretum 6-01-16

Oh, Delmar, I can remember that last thing you said before you kicked the bucket... Hey man, how far do you think I can kick this bucket? Bad news-you have ass cancer. You only have ten seconds to live.

CC644 The real cure for butt cancer. by Porternotes 6-02-16

Did I ever tell you about the time I spent in the hospital as a kid? NO... What happened? I spent 3 months in the cancer center. The case is in the medical journals. It was groundbreaking. Oh my God. You never mentioned it before. I can't believe the cure was so simple in the end. Cream of Crab injected directly into the colon.

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https://www.porternotes.com

Nobel Prize in Medicine, 2025 by kaufman 6-02-16

It is a true honor for me to accept this award. I remember all the hard work to develop a vaccine to fight the zika virus, and the joy in seeing its first success ... Congratulations, Mrs. Acosta, it's a boy. And the vaccine worked. He has no signs of microcephaly whatsoever. In fact, quite the opposite. Of course after that first attempt, we did manage to adjust the dosage.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Take a Knee by choadwarrior 6-02-16

What are we going to do in practice today, coach? Tackling drills. I don't want to hit any more dummies. I think you'll like these. The money is great, but you'll have to marry him first.

Overlapping themes. by Pandeist 6-03-16

You won't believe what just happened to me!! I was writing up an entry for a comic contest when.... Wait a minute -- this is the cure for butt cancer!!

Okay, time to judge this.  I appreciate everyone's entries, and they were all funny.  However, nobody recieved any bonus poins.  I clearly wroet "FIND a cure for butt cancer".  Not write about a cure for it.

Anyhoo...  The winner is:

CC by HCRoyall 5-27-16

Now insert me gently into your anus... Ummm... the fuck just happened there? You said "This reminds me of this time when I met a talking crab" and spaced out for 30 seconds. That reminds me of that time I thought I was having a stroke... What time? Right now?

Take it away!

Egg salad...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.