So I guess no one funny entered the last competition since I somehow won. I'd suspect foul play, but I don't want to investigate my balls. ANYwho...

Because the last 5,000 competitions have been about Ragu, I've decided to honor his passing with yet ANOTHER comic contest about him! What? Oh yeah, right. Like I'd do that shit. Are you insane? Oh you are? Sorry. Didn't mean to be so incensitive.

And that brings us to the contest. Are you depressed? Do you suffer from anxiety so horrible you could crush a diamond twixt your cheeks? Honestly, no one gives a shit... er, except me! Yeah, so we shall dedicate this contest to psychological shit.

Rules:

1. Must be funny.
2. Rule number one is optional.
3. Rule number three is also optional.
4. Your comic must include a form of mental illness, but you MUST make it funny. Some how. Did I say you could ignore Rule #1? TOO BAD! Make it so funny George Carlin would shit his dead pants laughing (may Bob rest his soul.)
5. Contest shall begin as soon as you read the next curse word.

So there you go. Crazy? I was crazy once. Etc and stuff. Judging will happen in the future. In the land of farts and unicorns...

Get ready, get set......the fuck?

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Porkman & Finchy Are The Product Of A Sick Diseased Mind by ZMannZilla 9-02-16

Holy Cursewords Porkman! My psychiatrist says I've been suffering from schizophrenia! OH WHAT EVEN IS SCHIZOPOOPYDOOP? It means I see and hear things that aren't there! That's why they gave me these pills to try and make it go away! Yeah, good luck with that. TWO WEEKS LATER... Well, I'm impotent, drowsy, can barely hold a thought for ten seconds, and my chest hurts all the time, but at least I don't see hallucinations any more! That's nice.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

CC:651 by Makin_d_bacon 9-03-16

We're we NUTS to try and pull off this transition? Maybe. SO maybe we should ask an expert. An expert? An expert on WHAT? NUTS? So off he went to the "NUT" expert.... Do I look crazy to you? Crazy? No! But oddly enough, you DO smell of garlic, bay leaves and oregano!

CC651: So Is He In Any Real Danger...? by ZMannZilla 9-04-16

The word "nuts" is a strange word. It can mean "crazy", but it can also mean "testicles". For me, it means "food". Right, but does it mean you eat crazy people, male genitals, or plant kernels? I eat all of them. That's... that's insane! Says the delicious looking guy hallucinating a gonad-eating squirrel.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

RCL no. 5477 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-06-16

You painted these..? YES!! IS THERE A A PROBLEM??? No... Well... What's the deal with this one? You painted a depiction of the Mona Lisa with her head chopped off and a big pink rabbit skull fucking her decapitated head! AND?????? To start, there's no subtlety in hues... And, only a mentally deranged person would paint something like this! I mean, whose murder are you trying to get off by way of mental insanity? Ha, ha. YOURS!! HA!! HA!!

RCL no. 5478 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-07-16

...buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk... ...buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk buk BUK! Kaufman tried to warn the chicken of his impending doom with Farmer John, but what the chicken heard was: ...meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow... ???

CC#651 - Busted by Porternotes 9-08-16

What the hell are you doing? Whoa! It isn't what you think. Were you masturbating? I can't help it. I was diagnosed with a compulsive disorder. The only thing that relaxes me is periodic masturbation. How come I never noticed this before? Wait, is this why you lost that job at the petting zoo? Allow me to answer both questions at the same: I didn't really donate your old fur coat to charity.

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https://www.porternotes.com

RCL no. 5483 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-08-16

This is the story of No-Big-Deal Willy and Overreacting Randolph, who share a house in a quiet suburban neighborhood... Yesterday, six adult Muslim refugees of fighting age moved in next door, and No-Big-Deal Willy thinks: No big deal! And, Overreacting Randolph thinks: IT'S A HUGE FUCKING DEAL!!!

(One could say over and under reacting is a form of mental illness.)

RCL no. 5484 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-09-16

You let a Brazilian woman who's infected with the Zika virus give you a blowjob??? Yeah. Are you CRAZY?? What's crazy about wanting a little head? (Let that sink in.)

RCL - Paul's In a Better Place Now by crackpanther 9-10-16

♫♫ I don't care if it rains or feezes ♫♫ ♫♫ Long as I got my Plastic Jesus ♫♫ ♫♫ something something galaxy destroyer ♫♫

Punguin

So I bought a new crockery set online, and they've only gone and shipped it to the Arctic circle by mistake, bah! Sounds like a case of "buy polar       dish-order"

by TheGovernor, 9-14-16

CC651 TOBOR THERAPY by Porternotes 9-14-16

This is awkward, I specifically said "no robots" on my match.com form. I KNOW, RIGHT?! I WAS PRETTY SPECIFIC TOO. I SAID "NO PRUDES". I'm not a prude. I just have robophobia. WHOA! THAT'S SAD. I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU OVERCOME YOUR FEARS. You think you can ease me into a new appreciation of robots?

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https://www.porternotes.com

Groovy! - a shitty tribute to shittykitty p.1 by edoggydog 9-15-16

I'm bored. Why don't you do a dance for me? Okay!

Groovy! - a shitty tribute to shittykitty p.2 by edoggydog 9-15-16

Groovy! - a shitty tribute to shittykitty p.3 by edoggydog 9-15-16

Groovy! - a shitty tribute to shittykitty finale by edoggydog 9-15-16

And, now the big finish! You need help, dude. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

What's the Diagnosis? by Neo11 9-15-16

Hey, so I got my test results back. He said I have nodueltaskitis. It means I'm unable to multitask Aw man, sucks to hear that. I am actually enjoying some multitasking right now Oh really? How so? I've been talking to you on the phone and fondling myself at the same time

Punguin #3 by TheGovernor 9-16-16

I was an objectophilliac for a while Oh Really? Yeah I wound up having an affair with an elevator How did that work out? To be honest it was a bit of an up and down relationship

Not all that new but that's presuming people actually read the majority of my stuff:

Long Term Relationship by Beeko180 8-18-16

You aren't real. Doctor says I'm schizophrenic. That's funny Lucy. Is my dick schizophrenic too? Wh-what? Because I could swear it isn't. You came pretty fucking hard the other day. That wasn't real. Not real as in you faked it or not real as in "Crikey that was one fuckin' unreal shaker right there!"?

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I have to be honest: There's more than one winner here. So I'll be mulling it over for a bit. Contest isn't over yet though and a new entry might change my mind, so keep posting 'em. 

Also: this thread cured my herpes.

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RCL no. 5492 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-19-16

Oh, look... BK boy says there are several possible winners, but a last minute entry could change his mind. So let's do this! What happens if I eat too many ACORNS? You'll go NUTS!!

Separation Anxiety by four_legged_tripod 9-21-16

You see that line over there that separates Canada from the U.S.? Yeah? That's what we call a good borderline. Now let's look over here. I swear to god I'll kill and feed you your pet rabbit if you even think of leaving me you bastard! This is a bad borderline.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Groovy! - Schizo-CHEN-ia by edoggydog 9-21-16

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass. AGAIN. You know, I just found out your wife left you five years ago... What's your point? Well, first of all you're obviously delusional... And, secondly, who's really been kicking your ass this whole time? QUIT EYEBALLING ME, CHEN, OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!! With what? Your penis? Ha, ha.

Ok, it's time. The following honorable mentions were on my winner's list: ZMannZilla, CrackPanther, TheGovernor. But you can blame a Tripod for fucking everything up. The winner is four_legged_tripod for the BPD joke. I was dying... turns out that's one of the side effects of these meds I'm on. And Aids.

Congrats, FLT. May your next competition be as successful as Carrot Top's love life.

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too little, too late

RCL no. 5494 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-21-16

We now look in on Planet Picking-Up-Where-BK-Left-Off WTF... Poor, Rags... Ever since he quit stripcreator.com, his life has gone in a psycholopical downward spiral! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! His mind has degraded to the point where he is now living out the rest of his life in a mental hospital! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! How's the electroshock therapy going, Rags? Fucking GREAT!! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!

I won? Wow. That's just crazy. I'll try to get a new comp up soon.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke