It was only two contests ago that we had a theme about the world's worst presidential candidate.  But in the time since then, the US actually elected the world's worst presidential candidate, and Injokester nicely gave us some new artwork to represent him, so we need a contest to break it in.  So: in this contest, please show me someone proposing or implementing the world's worst government policy.  You don't have to use any particular artwork, of course.

Contests in this forum tend to proceed at a pace that would make even a Southerner yawn, so I'll judge this one whenever I feel like it.  At least two weeks from now, and after at least three people have entered.

The stripper whom I elect as the winner will be the president of WW115, whether they win the popular vote or not.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'My Entry: WW 114']

[Click to view comic: 'WW 114: The Orange Awakens (bigly)']

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'WW 114: in a reach-around/round-about kind of way']

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'WW 114: Government Sponsored Programming']

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'WW 114: the Fuhrer furor']

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

My two conditions for ending this contest have been met, so let's call it.

Victory goes to brycekain for the phrase "Bigly Spearmint Gum".  I'm just mad that I didn't think of it first.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

By the way, ever since I read that, I've been trying to think of a "Big League Chew" joke.  Here's what I finally came up with:

[Click to view comic: 'Big League']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

*clearing throat of semen*

This victory is 'uge. Not just for me, but especially for me. I tell ya, folks, there's no other guy to win bigly like the Kain. And I promise you, the Strip Creator people, that the next contest... this next contest will be bigger than any other contest out there. Believe me. You watch. I know the best people and they have assured me that the topic is going to be the biggest, most luxurious topic you've ever seen. Trust me on that.

New contest will be up as soon as I can pry my tiny cheeto fingers off Twitter's block button. So sad.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.