Thank you for the win for CC665, I plan to share my winnings with my favorite charity:  Therapy Pets for Recovering Sexaholics.

We’ve finally come to CC666.   Comic Competition of The Beast (or The Best).

Did you know the number 666 is considered a lucky number in some cultures?  In fact, in China, 666 can mean “everything goes smoothly”.  So, I’d like CC666 to reflect the possibility of what means ill for one can mean cure for another.

Please present a three-panel original comic depicting a situation which is a bust for one character and a boom for another.  If you must include Satan, feel free but it’s not necessary.  Also, I'm a sucker for funny comics.

The trumpet blares and I’ll pass judgement in a week or so.

Thank you.

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CC 666 by Makin_d_bacon 4-09-17

How Armless Anders got his name...... Say Anders, I need ya to give me a hand. Hop in the machine. Why am I in here? Let's say you're making a donation. So... how do you like them? They're OK, but the right one keeps falling off.

Porternotes

Where were you during CC533?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Real Life: Dreamscape by four_legged_tripod 4-11-17

I just had the strangest dream. What happened? You got hit by a bus and I took care or you for the next two years of your pain-filled life until you died. Sounds horrible. Is that all that happened? The muscular bachelor next door showed up in the dream the next day.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Since there's not too many submissions yet, I've created an example:

Job Security by Porternotes 4-11-17

Thank you for coming in today. I got your message. My test results are in? Yes, unfortunately things don't look good. It's cancer, and it's stage four. My God! How long have I got? I'm hoping long enough to cover the first twelve payments on my Mercedes.

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Groovy! - Bust or BOOM! by edoggydog 4-11-17

Boy, this comic contest theme is a tough one... But, I think I've come up with something that techinically follows the rules. Groovy! We've been dating for almost a year now, Phreaky... Are you finally going to show me your big boobies tonight? No.

RCL no. 5721 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-13-17

Hey, honey... The life insurance money came in. I'm now $500,000 richer! Good for you, baby! Ya know it! Sucks I had to die for you to cash in, though. Ain't capitalism great!

1. Because it's unlucky for the dweeb and lucky for some redneck dude.  Or if you think the protagonist is bad news, just flip the lucky/unlucky.


2. Because I just want to show this comic around.

Hailing a Cad by kaufman 4-12-17

Hi, Liz. Hey, Bobby Sue, how was your date last night? Awful, boring. He was no excitement whatsoever. I need something more! Where are all the bad boys? Let me guess. You'd be turned on by being driven home by some drunk tattooed guy in a beat-up pickup who's missing a few teeth. Oh, god, yes! That would be so romantic. But where would I find a guy like that? I have good news. There's a new app available for download. It's called gUber.

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Not many to choose from, but I will be doing so just the same.

Judgement on Tuesday, April 18th.

Get 'em in!

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Not many to choose from, eh?  I've seen contests with only ONE entry (MINE) and I STILL didn't win.  Go figure, right?

Quantity speaks nothing of quality.

Though the submissions have been few, they've been good.

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Thank you, everyone who participated.

Judgement:

Victory - Kaufman

Hailing a Cad had more twists than a jungle gym and more puns than Milton Jones' spiral notebook.

Take it away to CC 667

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