Me winning the last CC is kind of an example of the so-called, "Peter Principle".  I guess I could google it for accuracy, but I think the Peter Principle is the theory that just about everyone gets promoted to one position just beyond their abilities.  Think about the yahoos in upper management at your work who make you think, "Whose dick did that stupid fuck suck to get his/her position?"

So, this comic contest is about anyone famous or not-so-famous that makes you scratch your head (and your taint) wondering how the got where they are in life.  (You can even make up a character, if you want.)

Rules:

1. Absolutely NO Trump comics!!!


2. Okay, you can do Trump comics if you want


3. The phrase "Whose dick did he suck?" or or some variation of it must appear somewhere in the comic


4. Any mention of proletariat masturbation is an instant DQ


5. Any dooshbag strippers with an "8" or "13" in their name need not enter (however, if you have both in your name, you can enter, as long as you embrace your dooshbaggyness.)

BONUS POINTS:

• Zero bonus points.  I don't even know why I brought it up.

I will judge this contest once I feel we've gone one comic too far.  Which could happen at anytime.

GOOD LUCK!!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 668: The Peter, Not The Principal']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'CC 668 "Kids Can Tell"']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 668: Devil with a Blue Dress On']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'CC 668: The Interview']

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 668 - The Job Application']

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I looked at two peeled bananas and realized what they really were. They were Weiners!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 668: Working the Balls']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Welp, me hosting a comic contest is a great demonstration of the Peter Principle, as I predicted at the start.  I want to thank everyone that entered.

I would love to anounce that Makin_d_bacon is the winner!  YAYYYYYYY!!!!

Like I said, I would love to, but I cannot.  Bonehead violated rule #3.  Wah, wah, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

 Only two strippers adhered to that rule.  And, between the two of them, the one with the funnier comic, in my humble opinion, was Creative4 me.

Congratulations!  Take it away!

As the great "Don Music" used to say on Sesame Street....."D'oh, I'm NEVER gonna get it right!"

I'll give Creative4me a couple of more days to reposnd, then I'll have to choose another winner.

Didn't think I'd win! Thank ya

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I looked at two peeled bananas and realized what they really were. They were Weiners!

Creative4me wrote:

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Didn't think I'd win! Thank ya

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New contest going to be posted any time soon?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Okay...  Creative4me seams to have gone ghost. 

Therefore, using my random number generator, I randomly pick a new winner, and it is...

brycekain!!  YAY!!!

Take it away, BK!