With Halloween right around the corner, I thought about doing a simple Halloween themed contest, but you guys are much darker than that. So I decided to go darker as well.

Make comics that have something to do with the occult.

Oh, and make them funny.

That's it.  I've already killed a virgin to bless this contest and his mother is excited that he is no longer living in her basement taking up space, so don't disappoint her!

I'll judge this on All Saints Day.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC 677 (The Halloween Romeo)) by Makin_d_bacon 10-16-17

Welcome to "Brunhilda's House of the Occult"! I'd like some "wings of bat", some "eyes of newt" and some "hair of the dog"! Making a love potion, I take it? Will there be anything else? Yeah! I also need an industrial sized "Anus Stretcher"! I'll have to check my stock. I don't sell many of those with "Love Potions"! I'm tired of my cock gettin all bloody!

RCL no. 5901 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-16-17

Well, you dragged me down here... What's your question you couldn't ask me in front of other people? What's the difference beween a "cult" and "the occult"? A cult is a system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular person or object... ...and the occult is a system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a lame-ass TV show about a county 45 miles south of L.A.. Oh, I get it... It's "The O.C." cult.

One evening at the Kents' house by kaufman 10-18-17

I'm starting to worry about the boy. Everything was fine until we got there, and then he tensed up and started saying, "I see dead people." He wouldn't stop until we left. He was creating quite the scene. Well, maybe taking little Clark to Smallville Cemetery wasn't the best idea.

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RCL no. 5905 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-18-17

Hey, Death... Wanna go to me to my discussion group tonight? Tonight's subject is the occult... That should be right up your alley! Nah, I'll pass... Why? Because, after spending all day sending people to hell, the last thing I want to talk about at night is HELL. Besides, Satan is a real buttmunch! Are we talking atomiclunch-level buttmunchery?

CC677: Type O Cult by evil_d 10-22-17

Are those needle marks on your arms? Don't think I don't know what that means, young lady!! Calm down, mom! They're from giving blood! Oh. Well... that's good then. I'm proud of you. Just a couple more pints and we'll have enough to summon Yo'phuthogugl. I hope he eats my bitch mom first.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

RCL no. 5909 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-22-17

(With apologies to evil_d.) Our business is up 376% this year, Lizzy! Yes, it is, Clanko! And, all we had to do is sell are souls to Yo'phuthogugl! To whom? Yo'phuthogugl! That name is more of a mouthful than Phreaky's left tit!

Apologies to everyone.

Rocky Horror by kaufman 10-23-17

And then he screamed out, "Yo'phuthogugl!" Oh my god! Then what? What do you think? I just fell to the floor! Laughing that hard? Exactly. So I said, "Mr. Stallone, I think we'd better change her name to Adrian."

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I'm glad that name was such a hit.  For the record, I got it from this Lovecraftian name generator.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Search for a Spirit by Neo11 10-23-17

Welcome to Joann's World of Spirits. What can I get for you? Blah! Give me one of your most frightening, evil ghosts! Sir, this is a liquor store, we don't have any of those type of spirts Oh, in that case I will try the blood orange vodka. Nothing tops a night of drinking blood. Muahaha! Uh, sorry but there's no actual blood in that, it's just the type of flavoring Nevermind then. Just give me a bottle of that cheap tequila on the bottom and I'll be on my way

A WHAT? by Makin_d_bacon 10-23-17

Inside Chez ragu/d_bacon..... What in the hell is "evil_d" doing NOW? Yo'phuthogugl? Hey d-bacon, what's a "Yo'phuthogugl"? I assume it's somewhat similar to a "Huitzilopochtli"! I could just shake the holy crap out of that snotty little intellectual!

CC677: The power of positive thinking by evil_d 10-25-17

Sally says she doesn't want to date me, but with this voodoo doll I can convince her otherwise.... I had the weirdest dream last night. Oh? Yeah... I dreamed I was having awful sex with some ugly schmuck.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Trouble Brewin' by kaufman 10-26-17

RING, RING! Hello? No, Mr. Gingrich, I've told you before, I have no idea whatsoever where your eye might be.

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RCL no. 5914 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-27-17

You heard of Stephen King's It, right? Oh, God... Why are we slowing down, Maura? What you may not know is King stole his story idea from lesser-known story about another evil clown who terror-izes a small town in Maine, but by a different means. Here it comes! Oh, God... Don't tell me! Can you guess what the name of that novel was? *OOMPH* DAMMIT, MAURA!! I TOLD YOU TO WAIT UNTIL WE GOT TO DERRY!!!

Happy Halloween! 24 hours before the judgement! Get those last minute enteries in!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Tales of the 4th Definition by Moturd 10-31-17

I wanted to make a comic about the occult to enter the competition but every pun and usage of the word had already been done. Welcome to the Orange County cult. Yuk yuk. Hands up! Occult me a criminal! 4. (verb) cut off from view by interposing something Every possible usage except one... The 4th definition Darest I attempt it? No one has ever ventured so far and been accepted back into the herd. Two cans of 4Loko later I had created something that was unimaginably funny It had nothing to do with the occult though, and I passed out before writing it down. The only thing I can remember for sure is that it takes 4 panels to draw.

Hair of the Dog by four_legged_tripod 11-01-17

Hell of a night. Goats blood and pentograms always make me hungry the next morning! I made those thin french pancakes you like. Sweet! Aw, shit. I just dropped them. Here, I'll pick 'em up. Get your filthy paws off my damn dirty crepes!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Hope everyone had a great time in their attempts to kill a virgin last night.

As for the contest, I had thought about giving it to evil_d for creating Yo'phuthogugl and the response it got

CC677: Type O Cult by evil_d 10-22-17

Are those needle marks on your arms? Don't think I don't know what that means, young lady!! Calm down, mom! They're from giving blood! Oh. Well... that's good then. I'm proud of you. Just a couple more pints and we'll have enough to summon Yo'phuthogugl. I hope he eats my bitch mom first.

Then I thought about giving it to kaufman for the best spin on Yo'phuthogugl

Rocky Horror by kaufman 10-23-17

And then he screamed out, "Yo'phuthogugl!" Oh my god! Then what? What do you think? I just fell to the floor! Laughing that hard? Exactly. So I said, "Mr. Stallone, I think we'd better change her name to Adrian."

But then evil_d posted this and sealed the deal

CC677: The power of positive thinking by evil_d 10-25-17

Sally says she doesn't want to date me, but with this voodoo doll I can convince her otherwise.... I had the weirdest dream last night. Oh? Yeah... I dreamed I was having awful sex with some ugly schmuck.

The story of a young Harvey Weinstein is creepy enough to take the cake!  The future is up to you evil_d!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

That's right!  Suck it, people who are less funny than me!

I mean... thanks, FLT.

New contest as soon as I think of an idea.  No telling how long that will take.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!