Maybe you've noticed that Stripcreator has gotten a lot of spam about essay-writing services lately.  Or maybe you haven't noticed it, which would be good because it would mean I've been doing my job.  In that case just take my word for it.  There's been spam.  About essay writing services.  People who will do your homework for you.  You're paying thousands of dollars for the opportunity to learn something, and now you can pay twenty dollars more for the opportunity not to learn it.

Of course we're deleting these and will continue to, but it occurred to me that there's another tack we can try.  To wit:

Essay writing by evil_d 11-15-17

Dear friends!! Have you heard on Number One Best Essay Writing Dot Com the best site for homework help and what do you think!! Everyone thinks it is the best here are some testimonials! I used Number One Best Essay Writing Dot Com once and my dick fell off! Number One Best Essay Writing Dot Com turned my straight kids gay and my gay kids straight! Number One Best Essay Writing Dot Com sodomized my dog and eloped with my parrot! I AM NUMBER ONE BEST ESSAY WRITING DOT COM AND I AM HERE TO CORN YOUR HOLE

My hope is that after this contest, Stripcreator will be the internet's premier source for information about how terrible these services are.  Please write comics that say anything at all about essay writing or related services, as long as it's negative.  In the spirit of fighting spam with spam, I will take the unprecedented step of considering number of entries as a factor when judging, as long as your entries are substantially different from one another.

Contest will conclude sometime in the new year.  You've got at least a week, maybe more.  Happy spamming!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC 682: We Kid Because We Love You by kaufman 12-29-17

Hi, I'm Brad, creator, owner and caretaker of Stripcreator. You may be wondering why our site is flooded with ads from essay-writing services. Essay, essay, five cent. The fact is, to keep the site running, I have entered into lucrative partnerships with sites such as EssaysVerboseItemsofLiterature&Dissertations.com Hey pard, look at this essay I wrote about gravitons. I've even given them an account here so they can make promotional comics. We gave this 8-year old a winning essay on why not groping classmates was sufficient for inclusion on Santa's nice list.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Porkman & Finchy Will Never Learn Anything Wit That Attitude by ZMannZilla 12-29-17

Holy Cursewords Poirkman! I'll never get to be a certified proctologist if I don't get a passing grade on this essay! So stop staring at buttholes on internet and do your stupid homework you stupid! Hey, these hands were made for professional buttholing, not amateur writing! I'm just gonna pay someone to write my essay for me! O WAIT Porkman is spokespork for EssayOutlet.co.ru! Porkman would certainly write about buttholes for the Finchy's moneys! Hey, awesome! I need 20,000 words about identifying hemorrhoids by touch and taste. Do you take cash? Only if you wash hands first.

Porkman & Finchy Will Never Learn hold up didn't I already by ZMannZilla 12-29-17

Holy Cursewords Porkman! I'll never get to be a certified ape-wanker if I don't get a passing grade on this essay! So stop staring at gorilla boners on internet and do your stupid homework you stupid! Hey, these hands were made for the professional spanking of monkey monkeys, not amateur writing! I'm just gonna pay someone to write my essay for me! O WAIT Porkman is spokespork for EssayOutlet.co.ru! Porkman would certainly write about simian schlongs for the Finchy's moneys! Hey, awesome! I need 20,000 words about the cost effectiveness of manual versus oral stimulus. Do you take cash? Sure, but wash your hands first. That part very important.

Porkman & Finchy Will Never okay yeah this is just another o by ZMannZilla 12-29-17

Holy Cursewords Porkman! I'll never get to be a certified nuclear astronaut if I don't get a passing grade on this essay! So stop staring at glowing aliens on internet and do your stupid homework you stupid! Hey, these hands were made for flying atom-smashing starships, not writing dumb papers! I'm just gonna pay someone to write my essay for me! O WAIT Porkman is spokespork for EssayOutlet.co.ru! Porkman would certainly write about irradiated rockets for the Finchy's moneys! Hey, awesome! I need 20,000 words about the sicentific advances provided by Dr. Kesperovich's research into quantum flux-states and their synergy with zero-g environs. Do you take cash? Sure, but it is very important that you wash your hands first. Cannot clarify that enough.

Porkman & Finchy Will Never okay I get it now never mind by ZMannZilla 12-29-17

Holy Cursewords Porkman! I need an essay about paleozoic gender roles in Northeastern Fuckyumstan! Does EssayOutlet.co.ru still offer fast convenient service? O HELL YEAH YOU KNOW IT DOES as long as you wash your hands before paying. Sure am glad I have EssayOutlet.co.ru to help me with- okay hold up, I have to ask, what's with the hand washing thing? It stopped working as a punchine 2 strips ago and now it's just getting weird. Whaaaaaaat a Porkman Finchy strip getting weird? Unprecedented! Finchy is overthinking things. Uzbekistan, Russia - 2 Weeks Ago So this how we plan to advertise our essay company on your web of site and use it to launder money. You understand? Yes yes, all moneys will be clean when Porkman get it, Porkman understand Ruskie that talk funny.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

CC 682: Cliff Notes Cliffnotes by little_kitty 12-29-17

Some accolades from happy customers! THANKS TO CLIFF NOTES’ CLIFF NOTES MY ESSAYS GET WRITTEN IN SONE WEIRD FORM OF ENGRISH Bollocks to these gits, I churn out better writing after a poor curry. Uh, moving on! My GPA went from a 2.5 to a 2.4. Thanks for aiming low! Cliff Notes himself wrote my essay on “Being an Ass”. It was topical. And bad. And way too expensive. JESUS CHRIST, CAROL, YOU COULDN’T FIND ONE HAPPY CUSTOMER No, seriously guys. I’m in a bad place with even worse men. They’ve sent collections men for a 500 page paper You ready for this? Cliff sends his regards.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

CC: 682 "Buyer Beware" by Makin_d_bacon 12-29-17

So you expect me to believe that YOU wrote this essay? Sure...why not? Because in it, you have attempted to solve a major Quantum Physics conundrum and you're an "F" math student! Attempted? So I guess that's a bad thing, huh? We never claimed any accuracy, sucker! I still want my G.D. money back, you InstaGoogleTweet Face, turds!

RCL no. 5976 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-30-17

Really? You called the police? That stupid online essay service caused my handheld to explode, thus blowing half my arm off! You were watching porn, weren't you? Who knew Asian squirting could be so volatile?

RCL no. 5977 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-30-17

I read your online essay and I have to say I'm very disappointed, Ezra. Why, papa? You exposed the unwritten "Jew Code" to the gentiles! What? That we control the media in this country? Everyone knows that. Think, Ezra... THINK! You mean the part about that the Jewish tradition of circumcision was started by Moses when he tried to get head from a donkey and it bit off his foreskin?

CC 682: Abuse of Service by attitudechicka2 12-30-17

Let me get this straight. You came to cheapessaysrus.com for an Essay on why Harry Potter is the best series ever? Yes. Are you taking some kind of fantasy studies class? No. I'm not a student. I just wanted to compare your insight to what I already know.

RCL no. 5982 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-31-17

What's up, essay? Not "essay", dumbass... Ese! Oh. Right. Soooooo... Is it true your sphincter is water tight?

Elementary Essay by Neo11 1-01-18

OK Nathan, you are next up to read your essay Here goes-A full bottle of Jack, fresh line of blow, and an hour with my favorite whore in the back alley. And to think, it wasn't even 10AM yet My goodness Nathan, please stop! You were supposed to write an essay about the best day of your life. What on earth is this? Uuuhhh..... The Previous Day Hey kid, I'll write something for that little essay problem of yours for 50 bucks Oh boy! No homework for me tonight!

Some fine entries so far.  Really excited to see some old friends turning out for this contest.

I'll let this run into next week sometime.  There's lots more spamming still to be done.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC682: Hard mode by evil_d 1-08-18

How much would you charge to write a three-page essay on A Midsummer Night's Dream for me? That's easy. Fifteen dollars. And how much if it has to be single-spaced and in Times New Roman? Whoa there, Hemingway.

I'd just like to point out that if you can't think of any more comics to write for this contest, you can probably hire some sort of service to write them for you.

Judging in a few more days.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Looks like spamming is hard work.  I wouldn't have imagined it.  Okay, time to wrap this up.

I was looking for comics that were both humorous and numerous.  One entrant came out ahead in both categories.  ZMannZilla, CC683 is yours!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I was gonna give a victory speech, but the dodgy Russian company I hired to write it was too busy hacking America to get it done in time.

Next contest will be up soon, and thank you!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."