I was casting about for a theme for this comic contest when I stumbled across this article:

Cloacae, sex arms and penis bones: the tricky art of fossil sexing

Please write a comic about whatever this article makes you think of.

I'll judge in a week or two.  Winner runs CC685.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I MAY be wrong but I'm thinking......

CC:684 "It's Just Proctological" by Makin_d_bacon 1-26-18

"Uh huh....clean as a whistle"! Have Mr. Clango meet me in my office! Certainly, Doctor! You're "Cloacae" is spotless! Suitable to pass "Urine","Shit", "Grool" or "Spooge" at your discretion! You're good to go sir! So how do I stop the WD-40 from making my condoms slide off?

CC 684: The Scientific Method by atomiclunch 1-26-18

Sorry I'm late. C'mon Rags, RCLG invited us to his lecture and it's already started! HUUUNGH! UNNNNNNGHH! Uh, what's the topic, anyway? Sexing fossils. I didn't know archaeology was his thing. Let's check it out. Well, sonny? Oh, you're definitely female! Seymour! Toss me a towel for the lady! NEXT!

Road House!

RCL no. 6060 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-26-18

You know, scientists thought they discovered a new species of apeman that stood about six feet tall, sporting a 14" penis... ...but it turns out they accidently dug up dead pornstar John C. Holmes! What happened to the furniture? I took the Eagles plus five-and-a-half.

CC684 by brycekain 1-26-18

What are you up to? Oh just reading a fascinating article about the anatomy and the mating habits of all us dinosaurs. Uh, ok...? It's beautiful. I'm now more in touch with my biological instincts. I know about my cloaca and why I like to watch other dominant dinosaurs use their bone to impregnate my wife. So you're now you're a cuck? I'm not sure. I blacked out after jerking off to a bird's butthole.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

"Do I Gotta Spell it Out For Ya"? by Makin_d_bacon 1-27-18

The idea was born in the kitchen.... I gotta write a paper on "Spies" for school. Any ideas? Go to the library and ask for some "Cloak & Daggar" books. ...but took a wrong turn in the library... Are you absolutely sure that's what you want? Yeah! My Dad suggested them. ...and fell apart in the Principal's office! He brought what? Books about "The Use of Knives During Anal Sex Techniques"? Why, I NEVER... Books on daggars & cloacaes ring any bells?

RCL no. 6063 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-27-18

Hey, Jamalia... Wanna have some "T-rex Sex"? Never heard of that... It's also called, "Jurass Dick Park". Okay, what's that? It's where I park my dick in jurass!

Groovy! - Bang A Gong by edoggydog 1-30-18

We now resume our continuing coverage of the President's State of the Union speech on Box News... Groovy! I thought his speech was inspiring, contoversial, touching in spots, and overall very presidential. Agreed... But, there was a bizzare moment that left everyone in the chamber confused and utterly speechless... ...and I have called on congress to create and fund the D.D.D.D.D., which stands for the Department of Dinosaur Dicks Discovery and Development.

Dino Sore by four_legged_tripod 1-31-18

I did it! I'm no longer a virgin! No way! What's it like? Well, I found her cloaca. It's a slit, like this. And you just shoved it in there? Wait! He stuck it in your nose?!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Last call for entries.  I plan to judge tomorrow.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

RCL no. 6076 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-02-18

So, why did you dig me up? Fossil sex! But, I only died last week... I'm not even close to being fossilized yet. Close enough! Please, put me back so I can rest in peace. WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP AND FUCK ME??? I'M TRYING TO WIN ONE OF THESE G.D. COMIC CONTESTS!!!!

Well, this was a thoroughly vulgar and degenerate bunch of comics, but I can't complain because that's exactly what I asked for.

Victory goes to Makin_d_bacon:

Makin_d_bacon wrote:

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CC:684 "It's Just Proctological" by Makin_d_bacon 1-26-18

"Uh huh....clean as a whistle"! Have Mr. Clango meet me in my office! Certainly, Doctor! You're "Cloacae" is spotless! Suitable to pass "Urine","Shit", "Grool" or "Spooge" at your discretion! You're good to go sir! So how do I stop the WD-40 from making my condoms slide off?

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What happened?  Did you and four_legger get into a spat?

I forgot to make this

Cloaca by choadwarrior 2-04-18

Eureka! I've finally discovered a way to sex fossils. How does it work? Brace yourself.

Had I but known that was the magic word ...

The Anal Frontier

Mr. Spock, you look perturbed. What happened? I was trying to engage the Romulan Cloaca Device.

by kaufman, 2-07-18

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