I used to care.  I used to care about the illegal alien invasian.  I used to care about the Russians annexing nearby sovereign nations.  I used to care about China stealing all of our jobs.  I used to care about the Lakers.

But, now I don't care anymore!  About those things above, and a bunch of other things too numerous to mention.

Your job, should you even care to participate, is to create a comic about not caring anymore.

Rules:

1) no mention of Hillary Swank whatsoever 

2) no explosion background in more than two of the panels

3) I don't really care if you observe the above rules

**BONUS POINTS**

• If, you can incorporate any Phil Collins lyrics into your comic.

Hopefully, there will be a lot of entries, but, if not, I don't really care.  Anymore.

Good luck!

CC 688 by brycekain 3-16-18

Look, I'm really sorry about how everyone's been treating you lately. Would you like to come play horse shoes or something? WHAT THE FUCK?!? I don't play the same games you play.

---
...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

I was going to post an untitled comic with three panels of Asian girls, bur why bother?

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

hi my naem is manuel zmanzila walkd away from teh compuuter cos he no even care to make post sayin he no care anyways can anyon give me money for sanwich

---
"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

CC 688: Scent of a Woman by Makin_d_bacon 3-17-18

That was quite a dinner, Maura! What's THAT supposed to mean, Petey? Just stating a fact, that's all. I mean, broccoli, baked beans & sauerkraut...what's NOT to like? You're making fun of me but I just don't give a damn anymore! Oh boy... I can feel something in the air tonight, oh yeah! *Riiiiiiiiiiiiiip * Take THAT Kreskin!

CC 688 by brycekain 3-17-18

Are you sure this is going to work? I can't feel anything from the waist down, ya know? Just relax, hon, and let Rhonda do all the work. I don't know. I just don't... wait... wait I feel something... yes, I think I can feel it... ♫ CUMMMMMING IN YOUR HAIR TONIGHT ♫

---
...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC 688 by atomiclunch 3-18-18

Well 'Lunch, we getting started or what? Just a few more minutes, Chen's late again. Hey guys. Against all odds, I'm here. Great. Did you... Have to go to the emergency room? Yes. What? No, dipshit. Did you bring your cash. Ante is 5 bucks. Now siddown, you deal first!

CC 688 - I canter dance. by atomiclunch 3-18-18

Thanks for inviting me. I had a swell time! Thanks for coming over. Drop by anyime, Hillary. So, Maynard. What'd you think of her? Meh. Who cares. That's all you have to say? Swanky.

CC688 by brycekain 3-19-18

Hey what's that guy's name you were talking to earlier? He's some guy from the mail room. Old pervert kept trying to give me his number yesterday and he wouldn't stop talkin' about taking me home. So I threw him against a wall in the break room and fist fucked his asshole until he shat all over the coffee maker. Jesus Christ, Susan! I just wanted his NAME!! The fuck do I care?

---
...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC688: A care in the world by evil_d 3-19-18

I used to worry about fossil fuels and emissions and all that crap. Then I realized—fuck it. The planet's dying, we're dying. Only thing I get to choose is whether I go out behind the wheel of a Mustang or a Prius. You don't have to die behind the wheel of a car at all! Whaddaya think, was that bump just now a squirrel or a hobo?

---
The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

The New Diet Trend by Neo11 3-19-18

I'm currently on a diet where I avoid meat, sugar, gluten, caffeine, dairy, artificial colors, and any food that starts with an R Are you serious? That sounds ridiculous Well, didn't you mention that you were trying a diet? I started a strict one but then decided I don't care anymore and switched to one that is way better OK, what is the new one? It's called the 'eat whatever the fuck I want because I could get hit by a bus and die tomorrow' diet

CC688: Not one terawhit by evil_d 3-20-18

Companies getting their hands on my Facebook data and using it for nefarious purposes is the sort of thing I used to worry a lot about. That was back when I had the sense to be ashamed of my personal data. Now my attitude is, if somebody sees my info, that's their problem. Sir, we have data saying that 53-year-old meth-smoking horse-incest-porn enthusiasts from Terre Haute are overwhelmingly likely to vote Republican. Do we have an algorithm that can make me forget I ever heard that?

I feel like caring enough to enter twice is really going to hurt my chances.

---
The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Maybe Tomorrow by four_legged_tripod 3-21-18

Hey, that was a great comic comp you came up with for that "more comic competitions" thread. I guess. There were some great enteries too. If you say so. Come on! It's been like a year and a fucking half! Judge the damn thing already! Don't rush me asshole. I'll get to it when I feel like it.

---
"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Well, so far so meh.

Actually, some funny stuff here.  Dare I say, a LOT of funny stuff here?

I will let this go through the weekend, so get your last-minute comics in.  Or not.  I really don't care.  Anymore.

Time to pick a winner.  I pretty much liked all the entries, but it came down to atomiclunch and brycekain.

I would have given it to atomiclunch for "I canter dance", but that's a Genesis song, not Phi Collins.  I had to discount points for that.  So close, A.L.!

Therfore, the winner is brycekain!

Take it away!

So which comic of my nemisis "brycekain" put the (cream in your twinkie), so to speak? 

One must know so one can know what kind of comics to steal in order to actually wyn. 

That IS how wyn is spelled, right?  It's been so long! (Yeah, yeah, I KNOW that's what SHE said!)

I'm surprised on this one and honored. Lots of great entries. Thank you. I'll have a new contest up soon.

---
...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.