First, a belated Good Friday comic:

The Grapes of Wrath by kaufman 5-11-18

Oh my god, Jesus, they've crucified you! Who did this to you? The Romans. The Romans? But why? I ... I turned their water into wine. And they did this to you? How was I to know the goyim couldn't stand the taste of Manischewitz?

And now one for Mother's Day:

The Big Reveal by kaufman 5-13-18

Ok, we've done your ultrasound, and once I take a look at it, you and your husband will know if you're having a boy or a girl. So what happens now? He says in a moment the lighting in this room will change. Blue if it's a boy and pink if it's a girl. I'm so excited, I can't wait! What the? What's going on? DOCTOR, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? STILLBORN!

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On Dafoeth Day of Thanksgiving by kaufman 11-29-20

Go away, I want to be alone. Oh wow, you're a sight for sore eyes! Robinson Crusoe was alone for years on a deserted island until he came upon Black Friday. Hey, I'd like that 72" tv. Could you grab it for me?

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Mardi Gras 2022 by kaufman 2-28-22

I'm so glad we're back to a normal Mardi Gras this year. I dunno, it just wasn't the same for me. What do you mean not the same? The parades, the floats, the crowds, the booze ... The chicks who flash their boobs at you when you toss them beads ... IT'S NOT THE SAME WHEN THEY HAVE N95S ON THEIR TITS!

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