I've been spending a lot of time these past couple months on a Star Trek shitposting page and the new thing in the zeitgeist outside that is to argue about whether or not the song "Baby It's Cold Outside" is about date rape. Answer: It wasn't written with that intention, but it still sounds like it in modern context, and Dr. Bashir is totally a power bottom for Garak the Cardassian Tailor on DS9.

Your challenge is to either mock something about Star Trek canon or find a legit-sounding reason to be outraged about a specific Christmas song. Bonus points if you can combine the two.

I will judge this Christmas night sometime in the middle of the night. Have at it!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Ode to biped: Sally's Christmas Songs']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'CC:708 Deck the Halls']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 6550']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Ceti Alpha Brrrrrrr!']

[Click to view comic: 'Baby, It's Shitty Out There']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 6459']

[Click to view comic: 'CC708: I kissed a Santa Claus and I liked it']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'Redshirt, Brownshirt, what's the diff?']

HCRoyall must be lost in space himself

Thanks for the nudge, RCLG.  I would have liked to wait for HCRoyall to return to judge this, but it's been a few weeks and at some point we just have to move on.  If HC doesn't surface in another day or two, then, as the host of the previous CC, I will use a random number generator to select a winning entry for this one.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'One Vulcan Vulcing']

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evil_d wrote:

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Thanks for the nudge, RCLG.  I would have liked to wait for HCRoyall to return to judge this, but it's been a few weeks and at some point we just have to move on.  If HC doesn't surface in another day or two, then, as the host of the previous CC, I will use a random number generator to select a winning entry for this one.

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I literally forgot I had to judge this between the holidays and having to get ready for MarsCon this past weekend. However, thanks to ZMannZilla you don't have to use a random number to find a winner. While the references to Ceti Alpha 6 were appreciated, RCLG, evil_d wins this one.

evil_d wrote:

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[Click to view comic: 'CC708: I kissed a Santa Claus and I liked it']

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Well hey, I didn't expect that.  Thanks ZMannZilla and HCRoyall.  I'll half-bake a new contest idea presently.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!