I love golf.  I play every weekend and watch just about every tournament on TV (to my wife's detriment).  And, of course, my favorite golfer is Tiger Woods!

So, for this contest, tell me through your comic why golf is the greatest sport in the world!  OR why it's the lamest!  You can bag on any individual golfer (including Tiger). You can bag on the fans (like those idiots who scream, "GET IN THE HOLE!!!")  You can also parody any of the numerous golf movies.  Any tangental reference to the game of golf works!

RULES:

1. Only brand new comics!


2. No mention of Tiger's multiple-breed children unless it is really funny!

Bonus points: include the Tiger Woods character in your comic (those of you who follow my strip know which one that is).

Have fun with it.  I'll judge this contest when I feel everyone's made the cut!

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CC: 720 Ghi Whiz by JoeBlough 7-29-19

So THIS is a golf course, eh? And THOSE must be the tiger's woods! Right, d_bacon? There ain't no tigers on a golf course, Rags! No? Then why do I always hear about the tiger's woods? Earlier on the links.... So is Tiger really your first name, Mr. Woods? Actually it's Sambo, picked out by my mother, Mama Mumbo! But let's keep that our little secret!

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The Mfwic

CC:720 "Hard-Wood" by JoeBlough 7-29-19

ESPN interviews Tiger Woods Studying the layouts of all the new courses, eh Mr. Woods? Uh...studying? Yeah! YEAH! Studying...that's the ticket! Gotta stay current. We get it! Right, but I'm kinda busy so, if you'll excuse me... He's busy alright...with his LAWYER! You're sure those are the names of ALL the women you've screwed, or screwed over? Absolutely! At least for THIS month!

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The Mfwic

Ten Out of Ten Cup by four_legged_tripod 7-30-19

So how was the business trip? Sucked. I got to Japan with plans to learn some Japanese to slip into conversation to impress this Japanese guy I was meeting. I was in my hotel room, right by the honeymoon suite. I heard the couple next door. She's screaming, "Machigatta ana". I figure it means Great! Wonderful! or something like that. The next day we're golfing and he hits a hole in one, so I yell "Machigatta ana" and he looks me straight in the eye, and says... What do you mean "wrong hole"?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCLG you're my only hope. by crabby 7-31-19

Hey RCLG! I got into a bit of a fender bender a couple weeks back and it made me think of you. I'm thinking about donating my car to Kars 4 Kids and was just curious about your experience with them. You've been asking me this for 12 years. I never got the vacation voucher. I wasn't able to use the tax write off. I just got caught up in the catchy jingle. So you wouldn't recommend them as a service? Would you recommen them RCLG? I need to know. Would you suggest I donate my car to them? Do they still exist as an organization? Thanks for your help RCL. Look forward to hearing from you.

Absolute Crap by davesco 2-27-01

One fine day in chicago... Hey! You wanna buy some rock or what? Ulkei7rh. iighbj. xx0-efi/ Holy Shit! You're a fucking alien!!! mmveeu8 - %HG#dd#@ to be continued..... Oh fuck! op*&%$. .?? lfkeu!!

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2 Golf Bros by crabby 7-31-19

So here's the thing. We could play golf or we could blow off some fireworks or maybe color some coloring books? I brought some Uno cards with me. I'm dying. I invited you out golfing so I'd have a reason for us to get together so I could tell you that I'm dying. You're dying? What do you mean you're dying? You didn't need to invite me onto the golf course for a golf game. Well, I'm dying. What is actually wrong with you? Is it cancer or something? It's nothing serious. Just old age. How about we blow off some fireworks or maybe color some coloring books? I brought some Uno cards with me.

CC720: I'm mad that this contest isn't about skateboarding by evil_d 8-03-19

In the Book of Jayden, chapter 3, it says that in Hell, the demons make you do something called "flog" with your fellow tormented souls. "Flog"? Well that sounds right up my alley. I guess I can safely continue in my wicked ways, then. But eventually: "Flog"? I think your pastor was dyslexic. Here we make you play golf. OH GOD, WHY??????

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC: 720 "Maybe Sandy Gal was a better choice" by atomiclunch 8-03-19

"Hey Michelle!" "Hey Tiger! What's that in your hand?" Hey 'Lunch, what brings you out to the links, today? Hey RCLG, I'm just waiting for my girl Michelle to finish up so I can take her back to my place for a little naughty fun. "That's my 10 wood, baby. Let me show you what it can do!" "Okay. let me get ready!" Wow! How'd you score THAT? Well, I had extra time since you usurped my contest, you usurper you! Now, I have to make my girl squeal like a pig! Good day, sir! "WIE! WIE! WIE! WIE!" Squeal like a pig, eh? You mean like Tiger's over there doing? *sigh* Pretty much.

Applying for a job at the Pro Shop. by crabby 7-31-19

Dude, that's the fucking Pro Shop. I'm going to go in there and ask for a job. What the fuck bro? Bro! Fuck! Do it. I dare you. Gimme a fucking job at the Pro Shop! No. Duddddde! he said no! WTF? LOL!

CC 720: He should have used a 3-Iran by kaufman 8-04-19

Y'know, Dave, you'll probably do a lot better if you hit the ball with an actual golf club, instead of that guitar. You're missing the point, Bob. It's so beautiful here in Tehran, I want to be out on the course all day. If I shoot 500, so what? Ok, whatever you s... hey, where'd you go? Mr. President! I just heard another tanker was lost in the Persian Golf. Great. I'll go on Twitter and blame it on immigrants.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Okay, it is time to judge this CC...  I really appreciate all the participation and I thought every entry was great!  Well, except for Crabby's "Kars 4 Kids" comic.  Crabby, LET IT GO ALREADY!  (I do sense a theme for my next comic contest, however.)

Having said that, the funniest to me is four_legger's "wrong hole" comic.  Was it a coincidence or did FLT really know I unfluently speak Japanese???  And, the translation is correct! 

So, the winner for this contest is four_legged_tripod!

SORE O UBAU, BAKATARE!!

Well, I'll be dipped.  New contest soon.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke