So there are only three rules for this contest:

1. New comics only

2. Use the Ben character from the office category.

3. Explain what he's doing with his off screen hand.

That's it.  I'll hand out my verdict in a week or two.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC 721: Tips for the Conscientious Necrophiliac by kaufman 8-12-19

........ 1) Give them a good meal before having your way with them. 2) Don't skimp on the foreplay!

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CC: 721 "Pay No Attention...." by JoeBlough 8-13-19

Onstage Damn! You one fine lookin bitch! Get yo ass over here! Onstage Would you PLEASE stick to script? Ok, ok... Backstage ...if'n I have to! And you DO if ya wanna KEEP this job, Sambo!

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Groovy! - Return of the Space Portal (again) by edoggydog 8-13-19

I like to educate beings on alien planets about life here on Earth using a hand puppet... Groovy! ...and the women with the biggest tits can make the men of the species do anything they want for them! What are tits? Do women let you squeeze their tits?

Groovy! - Armed and Fabulous by edoggydog 8-14-19

I was in a car accident as a kid, and severed half my right arm off... So, the doctors gave me an experimental drug that would cause my arm to grow back. Groovy! Check out the ass on that busboy... COME GET SOME OF THIS, PACO!!! Unfortunately, the drug worked better than they expected and grew back a whole new me with a major bad side effect: HE'S A FUCKING FAGGOT!!! I've always thought Paco has a nice firmness to his pooper!

I'll give this until next Monday just to see if we can shake a few more enteries and allow RCLG to click the random button a few hundred more times to get the Ben character to pop up.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 6878 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-22-19

Goddammit! I must have hit the random comic layout button a thousand times, but that Ben character reaching into the next panel never showed up! And, I so wanted to enter tripod's comic contest! FUCK!!! What are you doing, Ben? Watching Phreaky masturbate her vagina with edoggydog's face!

Well, the big hand is on the... and the little hand is on the... which means it's time to judge this thing! I'll just jump right in to it: I'm handing the win to kaufman for this little gem:

CC 721: Tips for the Conscientious Necrophiliac by kaufman 8-12-19

........ 1) Give them a good meal before having your way with them. 2) Don't skimp on the foreplay!

Now let's all give him a hand!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Great job everyone.

Thanks.  New contest soon.

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