Bullshit, you pissed off Groening again didn't you? Seriously, we got cancelled? Which fucker's to blame? I'll put spiders in plastic cups and glue them to their chest the next time they take a nap!
Quick Poll: Are you also an old regular that's still here but just doesn't post anything?
Oh, and hi Choad, Aylear, eDoggy, D, HC, Biped, ZMan, Bolo, Drexle, Xero, whichever one of you is secretly Brad, as well as anyone I'm not 100% certain will read this post :)
How are we all? As for me (and I pity the fool that pities me); at genuine risk of being homeless + severe mental health issues = artistically inspired and happier than I've been in years. No comics or comedy, but I just did a pencil sketch for a new piece I'll be finishing with watercolours, and there's no part of it that I fucking hate. Not one thing, and that's never happened before. Someone even complimented my work and I didn't want to punch them! Is there a yelp for being fucked in the head? I want to recommend this shit to other artists :)
Oh, and very drunk right now on spitewine. I'm sharing a house with someone that makes shine, but fuck that guy. Hence... goonbag*. And not just because he doesn't use jars, but bottles the shit and drinks it out of a glass like some sort of nazi, or commie, or member of an alien race where everyone's just some sort of cunt... No! Frankly it's because he's been a dick lately and I actually have good reason to be pissed for once.
Oooh, I do have a bottle of the stuff though, anyone got any suggestions for a good liqueur I can make? He calls it moonshine, but it's cooking alcohol. Kind of on a budget, but even back when I was living secretly on a building site I still had a sense of decorum and I won't drink fucking cooking alcohol at my age unless it's at least been soaked in some fruit rinds, decanted into a small decorative bottle and sealed with wax. That being said I'll have a go a cooking brandy. Which of course begs the question: Why isn't there such a thing as cooking port? I love a nice port and only like a nice brandy, so why can't I occasionally find a bottle of really shitty port that's been open for six years in the back of a pantry? This is a fucking outrage!
Fuck I'm so drunk right now I clicked the "You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll" link in Beeko's sig, and actually started grooving to the Rick Astley song that played.
Well, I'm gonna go talk shit with the Lorikeet for a while, his owner's an alcoholic with a brain injury and can't talk for shit, so the little dude mumbles what might be words and it's pretty cute. He's got one routine where he kinda sounds like the probe droid on Hoth. I'm actually thinking that if the fucker doesn't change his attitude I'll teach his bird diction out of spite too. See you all the next time I'm drinkin' :)
*Goonbag is the Australian term for wine purchased in a cask, from a liquor store, accessed via the sidewalk, with an aluminum door frame, which is of course across from magnesum on the perodic table, ya damn yankee.
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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.
