Bert has gathered his posy.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Today's show was brought to you by the letters B and M, the number 8, and Gino "Tendon-Cutter" Giordano.

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This makes no sense. Ernie, Bert, and Elmo are wearing Bloods colors, and Cookie Monster and Grover are wearing Crips. Who is CTW's gang culture consultant, Yan Can Cook?

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If you have a ruler with an iron enough fist, you can hold anything together. Look what Tito did in The Artist Formerly Known as Yugoslavia. Obviously, Bert is so evil, he's got these folks firmly by the balls.

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Today's show was brought to you by the letters F and U.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Et tu, Rogers?

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"We muppets decided to change the show a little bit, you tiny assholes."

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Mr. Rogers is a Blood, then.

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