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You heard the girls. Here are the rules for this contest:
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[*]You must use the phone prop at least once. It must be used to represent anything (or anyone), except a phone. All the characters in the strip(s) see the phone as this object/person.
[*]The phone must represent the same thing each time it appears.
[*]The more creative, the better.
[*]You may not explicitly mention what it is the phone represents, but you must hint at it in some way.
[*]The contest will be judged Monday evening.
[*]Multiple entries are accepted, and even encouraged. Unfunny entries will be punished. Funny entries beyond the first one will also be punished, because it makes judging that much harder.
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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III