Bug Report

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'tis all fun & games until you see the word Nike backwards from above.

It's all fun and games until someone faceplants Ronald McDonald.

Based upon a true story.

Walt Diseny World is neat...
I went there a couple years ago with the fam.

Pirates of the Caribian was the best... I can't belive they replaced the muerdering, piligaing raping pirates with more PCorected ones... jk.

But anyway, if anyone told you any horror stories about Space Mountian and the hight limit, or anyother things at that park, this site explains all.
www.snopes2.com
Don't worry, most of the rumors are false. It apears that if people die at Disney, it's due to their own stupid actions and not the park.

My housemate, Quentin aka OgO, and I were eating at McDonalds one fine afternoon, watching some bratty kids as they ignored the playground and instead played on the tables other customers were trying to eat off. One of them said something akin to the dreaded "Watch this!" to the others, and proceeded to attempt some kind of vaulting manoeuvre over the life-size Ronald statue that every McDonalds restaurant has around the place. Instead, she ran face first into him, and I could both hear and see his big plaster nose crack noisily into her cheekbone. Ouch.

Quentin and then coined the classic phrase, "It's all fun and games until someone faceplants Ronald McDonald."

I didn't say it was an interesting story.

Last night, I was in the waiting room of a counseling office[1], and this little girl comes out with one of the counselors, bouncing around and being rambunctious. Her mother, who had been half-napping in the waiting room got up, signed a form or two, and began ushering her daughter out the door.

She turned to me and said, "I love your magenta hair!" and then a loud THUNK! could be heard as her daughter's head whacked into the door frame. I braced myself for the wail. It didn't happen in the first few moments and I relaxed[2]. I was listening to hear if the woman was going to apologize to her daughter for herding her into a wall. I heard the woman say to her daughter, "Awwwww, did you hit your head? I guess we both weren't looking where we were going." Then the child began to make fire engine noises.

No *wonder* this child is in therapy[3].

[1] Before anyone gets cheeky, I was there to discuss managing the stress I'm under at work.
[2] No, I didn't start laughing. Oddly enough, it didn't occur to me that it was funny until this morning.
[3] I mean really, the woman can't tell the difference between magenta and plum orchid!

That reminds me of when I was working in a shop. I was manning the tills, and a woman with brightly coloured hair came up with her boyfriend to buy a hat. She thrust a pile of change at me, jumped on her boyfriend's back and he gave her a piggyback down the escalator. I did a quick count of the money and realised she was a pound short of the amount for the hat.

Now, being a pound short would be enough to get me in shit with the management, so I had to get her back to my till somehow, but at the speed she had been piggybacked down the escalator I figured I didn't have long, so there was not enough time to phone another staff member and get them to escort her back upstairs. So I picked up the phone and did a tannoy announcment: "COULD THE LADY WITH THE PINK HAIR COME BACK TO THE UPSTAIRS CASH DESK".

Cue sheepish looking woman coming back up the escalators, where she was heard to mutter "It's not pink, it's red".

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I mean really, the woman can't tell the difference between magenta and plum orchid!

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Ah HA! My story is about myself.

I was in the mall one time with my sister, and we both go into Record Town. It has these big windows all along the front see? So when we are coming out, there's 2 sets of doors/openings, on each side of the counter. I miss the door/opening on the left and walk straight into the glass, bounced back, and proceded to walk out the door.

I think no one saw... but I used my MIB flashy thing just incase.