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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Ich bin ein fruitbag.

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What others say about boorite!

-Few people knew that "ich bin" means "I am a" when "ich bin ein" means "I am a jelly-donut-snorting freak."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

End thread.

Um... This isn't funny, but I think I know what it means.

The man is devil drag is an activist touting the evils of the euro with a small saying and a huge replica of it on his bike?

-When Bob woke up this morning, he knew he should have stayed in bed.

-He knew it would be a different kind of day.

-In Toyland, babes are not all they seem.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde

Dad?

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Dad was flammable

Iain Duncan Smith sends in the tanks to deal with the Conservative europhiles.

quote:

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Um... This isn't funny, but I think I know what it means.

The man is devil drag is an activist touting the evils of the euro with a small saying and a huge replica of it on his bike?

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One: It's Biker Smurf!

Other: No. He's not blue.

One: Oh, he blew all right.

Worst counterfeit scheme ever.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

- Envious of his brother Osama's success, Ich also begins parading around with an evil yellow character.

- Trade in a Euro's worth of old money, and we'll throw in a tank!

- Cool, The Gong Show's coming to Eurovision!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Feh. I make more than that in a year....

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

The old "Penny Farthing" was redesigned to comply with new European standards

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

Looks like they changed Lance Armstrong's medication again.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Is this the German version of "The Straight Story"?

Noch einmal ist Deutschland auf dem abwärts Spiral in Richtung zur Hölle.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

It's Peter Greenaway's remake of The Wizard of Oz!

"I think you should hide the tank with something more inconspicious..."

random fact time from your german speaking pal:

when kennedy said "Ich bin ein Berliner." he did say "I am a jelly donut."

if he wanted to say "I am a Berliner" he shoudl have said "Ich bin Berliner."

in german, if you want to say you reside in a city, or if you want to say what profession you have, you drop the "ein"..... dunno why i typed that. yay for being a dork!

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random fact time from your german speaking pal:

...etc. etc. blah blah blah gabba gabba hey...

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Kennedy did not call himself a doughnut.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Wow, I didn't know that.

God only knows what useful facts my brain will eschew in order to make room to hold that information.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Ich bin ein Hamburger.

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What others say about boorite!

Ich bin Berliner gets the point across also.

=)

This bike is so money.

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Bonus.