any ideas?

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Dad was flammable

"Oh Frank, you're an animal."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"Men are pigs."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

After sex Sarah douched so she could have sweet and sour pork.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Dammit, that's not what I meant when I said "I want to see some girl getting porked!"

Does anyone have any ideas what this picture is supposed to be? it freaked me out.

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Dad was flammable

You don't recognize Andy and his maw celebrating the holidays?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It's a vagina. That's what girls have down there instead of a peepee.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

It was the quiverring mass of flesh and blubber lying next to her that was bothering me.

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Dad was flammable

There must be some mistake. My maw is better endowed than that.

is that a hoof in the bottom right of the picture?

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Dad was flammable

I couldn't tell what that thing was either until everyone made all the pork jokes. I'm afraid that is indeed a hoof.

gruesome

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My leg hurts.

once again we see that only stupid people are breeding...or trying to

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if at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you.

After a long career as "Zuckerman's Famous Pig", Wilbur has to find a way to cut the tension.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

"Could I order a BACON and TUNA sanmich please!"

That picture reminds me of my navy days!

Figures, I cant get laid, but some freaky bitch will fuck a pig or other animal instead. *sigh*
then again, I dont think id want to have sex with a woman who had delved into the forbidden delights of the hot curly weanie

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

AH! I AM DIEING!

Porky's #20: "ENTAR TEH BITCH!"

"Damn, that thing is tiny."

Hoof and mouth anyone?

"Maw, when do I get a turn?"

And here we see white trash in it's natrual environment... OH! OH! SHH SSHHHH!! THEY'RE MATING!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Facts For Thought.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home... What the...")
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life. Quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste their own feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about the pig?)

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig)

Yeah, but their foreplay lasts 5 months.

> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home... What the...")

Now you know about wirthling's first wife.

> Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life. Quality over quantity.)

In 2001, 97% of Astroglide sales were in East-Central Africa.

> Butterflies taste their own feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

They taste just like chicken (personally, I put my foot in my mouth at least once a day).

> A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

Remember that Cheech & Chong sketch about smoking "Labrador"? They should have tried "Maine Coon."

> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about the pig?)

When you're expected to come for half an hour, are you surprised when performance anxiety sets in?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Emma made a mental note never to sleep with a frenchman again

I just realised how disturbing this thread would be to a newbie if I deleted the picture from my webspace.

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Dad was flammable

Bu-u-ump!

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Dad was flammable

"Carol was too drunk to realise that when her friends had told her the man she'd slept with was a 'real pig', they'd meant it literally."

It's more of an amorphous mass than anything else. That's pretty disturbing, Kaj.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.