This will be a busy weekend so I made it simple:

RULE: Use at least one narration box as a sign. Narration boxes can only be used in this fashion.

The entry deadline will be noon Stripcreator time on Sunday with judging complete soon thereafter.

CC 110 (Rules): Sign-man Sez by Blew_Crabs 3-28-02

- THE RULES ADMINISTRATOR IS 'IN' - Use at least one narration box as a sign. - JELLY BELLIES® RENDERING AREA - After reviewing your ingredients list, I fail to see "Pink WIGU Donkey." Unchain me.

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George clooning by Little_Sqirrel 3-28-02

Cloning when pregnant can harm your baby! Sup, dude?

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I like big nuts and I can not lie!

put out or get out! by Little_Sqirrel 3-28-02

This is a non smoking bench! Put out, or get out.

this was a great idea for a contest oh wise crabby........

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I like big nuts and I can not lie!

CC 110: Farm Luvin' by Jabizo 3-28-02

Riley's Tavern NO GOATS ALLOWED Excuse me. That sign specifically states NO GOATS ALLOWED. You're not supposed to be in here. Riley's Tavern NO GOATS ALLOWED Whatcha gonna do about it? Whatever. I'm just making an observation. Apparently the owner has something against your kind. Riley's Tavern NO GOATS ALLOWED I ate the owners wife. Whoa! What you do behind closed doors is your business. I don't want to know about it unless its posted on the net with lots of pictures!

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Someone had to do it.

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

Blew_Crabs, if you don't mind me asking, who the fuck are you?

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Dad was flammable

CC110: God Bless Frank Nelson by israphael 3-28-02

Women's Wear Excuse me. Can you help me? Yesssssssss? Women's Wear I like the color and lines of this dress, but I don't know if it's right for me. Do you think it looks good on me? Yesssssssss. Women's Wear Is that your honest opinion or are you just trying to make a sale? Yesssssssss!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

CC110 Ignorance of space laws is no defense. by drave 3-28-02

Have you read the sign? What sign? Caution! Reading this sign is punishable by death. nee hee What the hell is that supposed to mean?

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You're ugly. I'm sorry I said that ugly.

I thought blew_crabs was crabby. Hence he went out of the TagTeam cup to let crabby in and said something to the effect of "I'll let the real me take my place" or something to that effect no?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

CC110: It Never Fails... by TheBlairZip 3-28-02

************************************************* **WELCOME TO CARPET EMPORIUM** Excuse me, sir...do you sell carpet here? *************************************************

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

I'm a Newbie with a Delaware ISP. Ask Brad.

The tuxedo Fuzzy really really cracks me up. Well done DexX.

Have a great holiday folks. - bc

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Yet another popular song in three panels.

Breakin' My Mind by Namgubed 3-28-02

LONG-HAIRED FREAKY PEOPLE NEED NOT APPLY Son, you look like a fine upstanding young man; I think you'll do. KER-TRANS-FORM! DECEPTICONTRACT LABOR!! Imagine that ... me working for you!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

CC110: Lay Me In My Grave Face Down by israphael 3-28-02

Loving Caress Funeral Home Yes sir, how may I help you? I am shopping around for a funeral home to take care of my mother when she passes on. Loving Caress Funeral Home We are a full service funeral home, taking care of everthing from the flowers at the service to the upkeep of the gravesite. Sounds good... but maybe too expensive. Loving Caress Funeral Home I assure you our prices are quite reasonable. And consider the fact that our facility is modern and that we rarely have sex with the departed. Well, as long as it's cheap.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Memories by crabby 3-28-02

I DO NOT SUCK DICK!!!!!!

CC 110: Sign out by NeoVid 3-28-02

SKEET RANGE I think your special request can be accomodated, sir... *WHOOSH* PULL! These skeet shooting comics still aren't funny! *BANG*

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 110: Guard Dog On A Ball by BigEvilDan 3-28-02

Beware of Dog Beware of Dog Beware of Dog I'd love to, really, but you're just not intimidating. It's the hot pants, isn't it?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC 110: Penny Wise, Pound Fuelish by kaufman 3-28-02

In case of fire, g Well, Mr. Mayor, do you still feel it was a wise cost-cutting measure to contract all our sign-making to teenagers with attention deficit problems?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC110: Kaufman Made Me Do It by wirthling 3-28-02

Cross Traffic Ahead What's yer friggin' problem, ya moron?! Move it! What's MY problem?! What's yer problem, ya punk?! I have the right of way! Hey! What the hold up up there?!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

thats right, he wanted your butt. by Kitty_Kat 3-28-02

NO FIGHTING Are you sure we should do that. just use a high kick. NO FIGHTING YAHHHHHHH! This hurts, but its worth it. Didn't you read the signs? But..But..But..

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

CC110: How do you think Miss Manners started? by israphael 3-28-02

LadyJ's Charm School You are here to become proper gentlemen. Although looking at you lot, I think it'll be a waste of time. Still your parents are footing the bill. So get to class! Fashion Sense For formal events nothing beats basic black. Black leather that is! Good Manners Repeet aftur me, "May I haev the pleshur of this danze, yuo fuchen bitch of a hoar?"

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Gabe Billings Has Already Won by TheElPaso 3-29-02

Attention: All people boarding flights are subject to Rapiscan search. Just step in here, Gabe. Hold on just a second, according to the scan there's metal around your genitals! Attention: All people boarding flights are subject to Rapiscan search. What do you mean? I didn't put any metal near my penis! Well, the scan sure isn't picking up any genitalia...

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

CC 110: Mocking me seems to work for others. by Bazilla 3-29-02

Fuzzy's Restaurant - If it doesn't kill you, you're in the wrong place. Yes, I'll have some acid please. As you wish. Fuzzy's Restaurant - If it doesn't kill you, you're in the wrong place. Mmmm, thank you, may I have some alkali now to even it out? Of course. Fuzzy's Restaurant - If it doesn't kill you, you're in the wrong place. I feel different, as if I'm a stupid annoying twat. Oh god no, he's turned into Bazilla, he better not sue!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

CC 110: Use your imagination by kaufman 3-29-02

Keeping a friendly workplace atmosphere: [094] days without an awful pun Keeping a friendly workplace atmosphere: [094] days without an awful pun Keeping a friendly workplace atmosphere: [000] days without an awful pun

Print and cut out this comic, then tape the ends together. by kaufman 3-29-02

Lather Rinse Repeat

I Never Metamorphosis I Didn't Like by kaufman 3-29-02

CAUTION: Transmogrifier 1.5 Panels Ahead What's that? Let's go see. glnkrrhungg!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Ah, cheap sight gags never get old. No, wait--yes they do. Oh well...

CC110: Diablo McNuggets by wirthling 3-29-02

OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY MAY APPEAR Um... OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY MAY APPEAR Uh, excuse me! OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY MAY APPEAR Ow. Appears pretty damn close, if ya ask me.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Now for the Bleak Minimalist approach ...

Exit by Namgubed 3-29-02

..........................EXIT..........................

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown