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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

Calvin, now in a home for the mentaly distressed, expandes the rules of Calvin-ball to include Hobbes in new ways.

This is the rare "Felicus Xeno," noted for its small body and disctinctive "red X." marking.

I also got that, but if you right-click it and choose "properties" and copy the URL in the box and paste it into the Address box, you should be able to see it. This is the result of storing an image file on Geocities. Bad rew, no treat for you!

Moving on, it seems the new "Sailor Moon" bad guy will be live, instead of cartoon...

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Changes in the rules of Cricket have led to increased popularity in the sport.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I wonder what Telly Savalas would have looked like with hair. My elbow's dry. Where's Pam?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Oh, I'm sorry. Israphael's comment was a caption. For a minute there, I thought we were just free-associating.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Yes all my fault people. See it had a caption on it already, but a serious one. This is supposedly how you ressucitate a cat thats been in water... it clears the water from its throat... So I cut that bit off and uploaded it to my old geocities site... I did work at first!

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

Ripoff from Mel Brooks + tribute to kaufman =

"And now to invent the catapult!!!"

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

ROFALAMAIALOLRLFA

or whatever you crazy kids say.

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Dad was flammable

ROFALAMAIALOLRLFA

or whatever you crazy kids say.

LOLOMGWTF!?!?

I read an article in yahoo magazine the other day... more stuff about Instant Messangers and how kids and adults use them. It included the obligatory list of shortcuts that people say, with
[list]
[*]"lol"
[*]"pmfji"
[*]"iykwimaityd"
[*]"inal"
[*]"wysiwyg".

It ticked me off seeing as all I've ever seen people use was "lol" "btw" "g2g" and "brb".

"lol" - Sure, yup.

"pmfji", "iykwimaityd", "inal" - I have been using the internet for a bit over a decade now, and these abbreviations mystify me. I suppose the suitable expression would be WTF???

"wysiwyg" - Uh... yeah... this is about as much an SMS/IMS shortcut as PCMCIA, DTP or RSPCA...

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"inal" is how Professor Frink would pronounce Tobor's rape of choice.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

There's ROFL and PML Rolling on the floor laughing and pissing myself laughing, sometimes people merge the two. And well I haven't heard of any of those ones except LOL.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

iykwimaityd - I'm guessing this is "if you know what I mean and I think you do"

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Dad was flammable

pmfji I think is Pardon me for jumping/joining in.

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

im guessing wysiwyg must be "what you see is what you get"

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Yup, as it has been for a decade or two. The question is... why is it being listed as a common instant messenger abbreviation?

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I never thought there'd be this much attention, so I only listed a few. The other's are
[list]
[*]afaik
[*]fwiw
[*]GD&R
[*]idk
[*]imho
[*]otoh
[*]pos
[*]rsn
[*]sohf
[*]swalk
[*]tia
[*]tptb
[*]wrt
[*]ymmv
[*]ymia

so far you're all right. btw pmfji is pardon me for jumping in.

There was also a little introductory statement by "Robin Raskin" which i thought was pretty dumb. It says:

quote:

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AFAIK no one understands it all. But FWIW, mastery is withen reach, RSN. First, never say IDK or you'll have them ROTFL. INAL and thank goodness becauz[sic] TPTB would have a federal case over ths abuse of the English language. So, PMFJI, and YWIA. I G2G but you should stick with the program. TTFN!

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Uhh
[*]afaik
[*]fwiw
[*]GD&R
[*]idk
[*]imho - In My Humble Opinion - Sometimes H is left out.
[*]otoh
[*]pos
[*]rsn
[*]sohf
[*]swalk
[*]tia
[*]tptb
[*]wrt
[*]ymmv
[*]ymia

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

[*]afaik - As Far As I Know
[*]fwiw - For What It's Worth
[*]GD&R
[*]idk - I Don't Know
[*]imho - In My Humble Opinion - Sometimes H is left out.
[*]otoh - On The Other Hand
[*]pos
[*]rsn
[*]sohf
[*]swalk - Sealed with a loving kiss
[*]tia - Thanks In Advance
[*]tptb
[*]wrt - With Regard To
[*]ymmv
[*]ymia

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

GMAFB!!!!1

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What others say about boorite!

quote:

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[*]afaik - As Far As I Know
[*]fwiw - For What It's Worth
[*]GD&R
George, Dick and Reno
[*]idk - I Don't Know
[*]imho - In My Humble Opinion - Sometimes H is left out.
[*]otoh - On The Other Hand
[*]pos
Pedantic, obnoxious scientist
[*]rsn
Richard Scumbag Nixon
[*]sohf
Son of Hairy Fishnuts
[*]swalk - Sealed with a loving kiss
[*]tia - Thanks In Advance
[*]tptb
Tiptoe through the bathroom
[*]wrt - With Regard To
[*]ymmv
Young men making videos
[*]ymia
You may insert anally

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AYBABTU

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.