Ilustrate for me, if you will, a never-before-seen scene from a famous movie. Something they just had to leave on the cutting room floor and probably wish had been burned.

Dealine will be around Thursday 10:00 SC time.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 114: Jolly Holiday by kaufman 4-16-02

Look, Mary Poppins is sliding up the banister again. And now she's sliding down again. And now she's sliding up ... faster. She really seems to be enjoying herself. Wot's that she's doing with her umbrella now? I think I heard Father calling it a Dick Van Dyke.

CC 114: Bull Durham by kaufman 4-16-02

So what do you say I tie you to the bed? Oh no, you're going to read poetry to me again. I hate that stuffy Whitman. I promise, no Whitman tonight. I've got a new poet to read, someone I know you'll like. Well, Ok. Ahem ... wehn a man loves a women HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH Ack! I'm sorry! More Whitman, please!

More to come, no doubt.

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MST3K MOVIE CUT! by crabby 4-16-02

CUT! Where the hell is the cast?

Its my first comic.

Jurrastic Park CUT! by Isocish 4-16-02

QUAAARK! AAAARGH! QUAAARK! OH NO!! CUT! uggggh this bits dying... QUAAARK! OH MY GOSH!

CC 114: Titanic by Bazilla 4-16-02

I'll never let go Jack! CUT! Holding on to him for the rest of the movie isn't going anywhere, let go of him!

CC 114: Face/Off by Bazilla 4-16-02

So hows it going Nic? Fine, quite a good movie this. Yeah, playing the good and the bad person. Yeah, and you get to play the ugly as well. HAHAHAHAHAHA! What? We're on!?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Indiana Jones CUT! by Isocish 4-16-02

wooooooooo.... INDYY!!!! woooooOOOOO..... PLEASE!! HEEEELP!! For gods sake! He got carried away again! AAAARGH! I SUMMON THE DEMONS OF SHAKKALAH!!! WOOOOO! Not again....

The Lord of the rings CUT! by Isocish 4-16-02

Action! grrrrrrr RUN CHILD! SAVE YOURESELF!! grrrRRRRR YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS You'll only get this if you've seen the film.... RAGH! Oh GOD! My foot! My..My...little toes all bent the wrong way!

You'll only get this if you've seen the film...

Do you come from a foreign country where the concept of humour is radically different to that of us westerners?

I come from England and suck at comics...sorry...

Actually I thought the Lord of the Rings one wasn't so bad. It juxtaposes the idea of the actor (or character, not sure which) being a wimp with probably the most hardcore scene in the movie. But the narration is superfluous, and the rube or the reaper would have been better choices for Gandalf.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

The producers didn't want their film to become controversial by embracing the Equal Rights Amendment.

CC114: The Lost Scene From "Debbie Does Dallas" by descolada99 4-16-02

I do this for a reason... I have sex with any guy that asks.. I have sex with any girl that asks... I do anything people want, but I do it for a cause! I do this to bring light to the plight of the overused, underappreciated women of our society! Equal rights NOW!!

Damn that's weak. Oh well. SOmeday I'll win a contest again, but I still think my haiku rules way back in the day made it so no on eiwll ever declare me a winner. hehe

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Donimatrix by xpac 4-16-02

You see, Neo, you can either take the red pill or the blue pill. I'm already on the pill as it is.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

Complete with title purposefully prepared to piss off pedantic people :)

LoTR Cutscene by Namgubed 4-16-02

Hugo Weaving as Elrond addresses the Council of the Ring ... Sauron, the Dark Lord has discovered that the One Ring still exists, and has sent the Nazgúl to capture it. Rivendell is not strong enough to withstand the forces of Mordor. The Elves are passing to the True West, the power of the Dwarves is dwindling, and the Kings of Gondor are all but a memory. Gee, thanks. But do you know what I hate the most about Middle Earth? It's the SMELL. CUT!!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

CC114: The Original Script Was Much Darker by my_fawn_has_diarrhea 4-16-02

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo I've Got A Perfect Puzzle For You Oompa Loompa Doompadah Dee If You Are Wise You'll Listen To Me What Do You Get When You Ask Too Many Questions Why You're Going To Find Out, 'Cuz Now You Will Die

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I'm half spit, by body weight.

Dang, someone beat me to Wonka!

Wonka Cutscene by Namgubed 4-16-02

Meanwhile, back at Willy Wonka's Candy Wallpaper Room ... Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries! Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry? We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams.  ??  We're the Coffee Generation! CUT!!

OK, now name the SC person whose sig file inspired this strip ...

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Pleased to announce my 100th comic:

The Sound of Müselix by Namgubed 4-16-02

Meanwhile, back at the Austrian Alps ... ♫ The hills are alive ... ♫ ♫ and they're eating children! ♫ AHH-AH-AH-AHHHHH!!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Fight Club 10: George Bush by Little_Sqirrel 3-24-02

It was on the tip of everyones tongue. Me and Tyler just gave it a name. We named her.............George Bush!

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I like big nuts and I can not lie!

Fight Club 13: A major company by Little_Sqirrel 3-24-02

If a new car built by my company leaves Chicago traveling west at 60 miles per hour, and the rear differential locks up, and the car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside, We all go to the pub to celebrate. You are one f---ed up bastard

Fight Club 16: Condo by Little_Sqirrel 3-24-02

Sorry about blowing up your condo. What are you talking about? you didnt blow up my condo. There it goes. you whore Tyler.

Fight Club 05: Fight Scene by Little_Sqirrel 3-24-02

YOUR BOB? your a woman! I'm not a woman, I just have breasts and no testicles. Little_Sqirrel Productions could not afford to produce this fight scene. *smack* STOP! HAH! I kicked your bitch ass! Girl Basher!

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I like big nuts and I can not lie!

I haven't been to the moving picture show for a while. I hear they got talkies in the big cities out east!

Ad Libs from Dirty Harry by Spankling 4-16-02

I know what you're thinkin'. Dude... You don't even know what you're thinkin'. Was that 5 shots or 6. To be honest, in all the excitement I lost count. There's a shocker. I was sure you could be counted on for mental acuity... NOT! Do you feel luck, punk? Lucky that I'm not you? You bet!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I was in a strange mood tonight.

CC 114: Braveheart by kaufman 4-16-02

All right, men, we're ready to charge the English. Is everyone here? Angus? Fergus? Nessie? Nessie? Hello? Nessie, we're about to charge. Where the hell are you? Sorry, Braveheart, my alarm clock didn't go off this morning.

CC 114: Raiders of the Lost Ark by kaufman 4-16-02

Dein Amerikanischer Kartoffelhaemmeroidenflatulapuepenspigot ist wie ein Feuerbrot, Doktor Jones! Oh great, that Nazi and that rock are gaining on me, and here I am unarmed. Excuse me, Miss, could I borrow that whip for a second?

CC 114: Blazing Saddles by kaufman 4-16-02

Good beans. Pppppphhhhffhh Pfffffffffffffttttt Pppppppffffpppf o/` BEEEER MAKES TIME DIIIIE!

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whoever thought of brad singing that is a funny funny man.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC114: Silence of the Silence of the Lambs by Blew_Crabs 4-16-02

Scene: Buffalo Bill's basement. Bill performs a gyrating dance in front of a mirror. For a full second, the camera records the rear view of the serial killer's "package tuck"... *snip* Sorry for my censor, dudes. Even *I* uphold standards and practices.

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CC114: One Night at McCool's by israphael 4-16-02

FREEZE! What are you doing in my girlfriend's house? I'll have you know that this is my girlfriend's place. She's one wild chick who would never go out with someone like you. Not likely, my girl's a pure sweet soul. We'll just wait here 'til she gets back, then we'll see who's telling the truth. Fine. It would be a shame to let all this cherry flavored Anal Eaze go to waste.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

cc 113: We'll go back and fix this digitally in 20 years.... by lara7 4-17-02

Aboard the Death Star... Great. I'm going to die in a trash compactor. It's funny; you'd think only one wall would move towards a stationary wall, rather than having both walls move together. What? And where does that creature go while the trash is being compacted? And why compact trash if you're just going to jettison it into space? CUT!! Carrie, stick to the script. Okay, fine. But don't blame me when whole fanzine articles are written about the problem of Imperial Garbage Disposal.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.