Show Gabe Billings being handy around his new home-- caring for the lawn and garden, adding on to the abbatoir, shingling the shithouse, eating a huge fucking bag of fried pork rinds, or whatever it is you think he does. The picture needn't be flattering, if you get my drift.

Gabe, you can't do yourself. You have to do me or Wirthling.

Not that anyone needs reminding, but please allow me to mention the comedic principle here embodied:

Judgement on like Sunday sometime.

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God damn it, he took all his source material (pics of himself) offline. That will make it challenging.

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Inspired by DexX, the reassembly task leapt out at me. Perhaps a better photoshopper can take it on ...

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That's pretty good Kaufman, apart from the head floating off the body mistake, unless that was done on purpose? If so it's absolutly brilliant.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

No, it was intentional. With the nail oriented as it is, it couldn't possibly be attached yet.

Gabe is just going at it a wee bit crudely :-)

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Well, we do have pics of his new house we can use.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

There's a joke in there somewhere. Damned if I could find it tonight.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

that's what my prom date said.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Lara, had I been drinking milk, I would have been kicked out of college for ruining their keyboard (and for drinking milk in class), you fucking rule!

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Merry Christmas. Ignore all the red x's... I wasn't going to kill myself fixing everything. But the pics are there.

http://www.woodenbadger.com/gabepics/photos.htm

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Shit, no one's joining this piece of fuck of a contest.

Thanks a million, Billings.

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The contest idea is fine. I just can't think of anything nearly as funny as the ones already posted.

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Gabe discovers the hard way about the dangers of badly-packed cupboards...

...that was supposed to be a clever visual gag, with Gabe's head crushed with a bowling ball supposedly closely resembling the bearded explodingdog guy above. If it had worked, it would have been hilarious, I'm sure...

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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All several of these were great. For sheer iconic wahoo, it was hard to beat DexX's photorealistic composite of Gabe and the Exploding Dog guy-- almost impossible, as Kajun would say. But leave it to Kaufman to do the almost impossible:

Do you know how many have waited how long for that image? I even like the sick green penumbra that envelops the figures. It's as if Gabe's house has a serious radon problem. If a cheerier thought exists, I would like to hear it.

Take it away, Kaufman.

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