Thanks to my crushing victory in the last CC, in which almost no one posted a legal entry, God has given me the task of setting forth the next set of CC rules. Here they are.
THEME
There are too many crappy comics on this site. It is your job, ladies & gentlemen (etc.) to help correct this heinous problem.
RULES
You must find a "target" comic on the site -- any comic -- and copy the first two panels. The third panel is yours; you have to give it a new punchline. You can use any character, any background, anything, but the first two panels and the title have to be exactly the same as the original comic.
FINE PRINT
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[*]You may not use any of your own comics as a target comic.
[*]You may not use any comics higher than #69380 as targets. (This is currently the most recent comic.)
[*]The first two panels and the title of your entry must be the same as the target comic. I won't be so strict to say you can't correct spelling or (to a reasonable degree) grammar errors, but otherwise your entry has to be identical.
[*]The third panel you provide must be FUNNIER than the one that was already there.
[*]When you post, make sure to include the target comic before your altered one.
[*]Stay away from jokes about other SC strippers. If the first two panels already include that, you can go ahead and use it, but I don't usually find it funny so you'll probably lose.
[*]You're welcome to use the forum in-jokes such as TOBOR, Cowboy Physics, etc., but be warned that those in-jokes I know were beaten to death with a big, leaden stick with spikes sticking out of it a long time ago, and the ones I don't, obviously, I won't get. So you will lose.
[*]I hate to say it, but go ahead and post as many entries as you want.
[*]Judging will PROBABLY be next Monday around noonish SC time, but don't hold me to that.
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How's that for obnoxious? Okay.... GO!
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"Old" is the old new.
