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Batman created by Bob Kane

He looks a bit over exposed. I hops she's wearing some sort of UV protection.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Illegal Operation: This guy is gay.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

That's me in the monitor, that's me in the spot, light, losing my own seed.

Jennifer, the scientist, decided to try out her new invention first-hand.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Overcocking.

500 miles away, Pete's roomate again catches him rubbing his privates over his monitor.

Always health conscious, she first scanned for viruses.

Unfortunately she forgot to check for a trojan and 9 months later she had, shall we say, another mouth to feed.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Rabbi Tugelbend made an amazing breakthrough in modern technology, for the first time ever circumcisions could be performed online. But it was only a matter of time before various other priests got their own, rather sordid, ideas for his invention.

At climax, while lost in the moment, Martin accidentally pulled the plug from the wall and 3 inches of his penis were stranded somewhere in cyberspace.

Sarah thought her new monitor was great, until she accidentally visited goatse.cx

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Dad was flammable

This is what tech support envisioned when the customer said she blew her monitor.

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What others say about boorite!

Moments later she keeled over, another victim of the Blew Screen of Death.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

- The pop-up ads were really starting to become a distraction.

- "Next time," she thought, "I'll read the Microsoft Office license agreement more closely." Miles away, Bill just chuckled.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Now that's what I call "hard ware."

Now that's what I call a woman sucking a big penis.

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What others say about boorite!

... What are you talking about, Boo? I don't see it.

Pah, it's not that big.

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Dad was flammable

when a women love's a computer

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sex

...SHE REBOOTS TEH FUICKIN STUD!!!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Modern Technology making long distance relationships more plausible. 'Course without a secure connection your penis could be intercepted and end up being used by someone else.

penis butter!

QUIT DICKING AROUND!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I KNEW this cardboard box painted like a monitor would work!

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little