"It started as a malicious prank putting the cat in the microwave, but to their chagrin they couldn't find the 'High' setting and instead accidentally put it on 'Undead Hell Beast Bent on Revenge' mode."

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"Old" is the old new.

*applause*

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

"Good evening. This is Satanic Feline Nightly News."

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Exclusive! Shocking new discovery; King Midas had a thing for cats eyes!

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

The new Radiohead video really sucks.

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What others say about boorite!

"Hello, Appliance World? This TV I bought has a fucking possessed cat in it."

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What others say about boorite!

- "Okay, I'm in! Now, where's that little bastard Mickey Mouse hiding...?"

- Historians were disappointed to find the time capsule had only a cat in it. They were even more upset to learn that was undead.

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- Schrodinger's cat did not find the experiments amusing.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

- Well, at least it's a step up from the old one with the hamster wheel.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

"It won't work, you wankers - you can already see me! How can there be uncert- Hey! Back the fuck off with that beaker, motherfucker! I've got a hammer here, and I'm not afraid to use it..."

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Actualy, believe it or not the cat is in a computer.

Yeah, I know - a friend of mine has a case with a window just like that one, and it also has a funky blue LED inside.

Trouble is, none of the PC jokes I was thinking of were funny.

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Yeah, I know - a friend of mine has a case with a window just like that one, and it also has a funky blue LED inside.

Trouble is, none of the PC jokes I was thinking of were funny.

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"It won't work, you wankers - you can already see me! How can there be uncert-

"Then why the oven?"

"I've grown to hate you."

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shit....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Wish I'd thought of that! God damn it.

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What others say about boorite!

-Realizing that hamsters, though fine for celerons, were not enough to power his new dual athlon system, Heinrich resorted to his cat.

-Running out of canned air, Mike found a new way to clean dust from his computer.

-When asked how he liked having his ass used as heatsink, Fluffy only commented .. "MREOOOOOW"

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

- I think I see the problem with them rotor turbines.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Persian Inside [tm]

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