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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

It took real balls to return home after the disaster...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

-Despite the blaze, Theo was able to keep the family jewels safe.

-Moments after the picture was taken Mr Ramone was attacked by rabid squirrels, no one knows why.

-The victim was fine except for a disturbing lack of hair on his protruding testicle.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Rocky Mountain News? Looks more like Rocky Mountain Oyster.

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The fire struck so quickly, this man couldn't even pack his bag.

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We'll the fires were hot.

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UK PEOPLE. GET ON IRC, DAMNIT. (7pm -> 12pm GMT)

his rocks and mountain are in the news.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

In the ashes, Down but not out. In the pants, out but not down.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Look at that scar, just below his knee.

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UK PEOPLE. GET ON IRC, DAMNIT. (7pm -> 12pm GMT)

I would just like to say one word. Chaffing. When packing the essentials to survive, I put underwear pretty high on that list.

I would have also, just two weeks ago. Then I discovered the magic of not wearing underwear. Perhaps it's that I'm nearing age 40.

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I would have also, just two weeks ago. Then I discovered the magic of not wearing underwear. Perhaps it's that I'm nearing age 40.

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Ok, DexX, time to update his character!

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I think fuzzyman already covered that, more or less.

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Scroll down to the item marked "Left Hanging"

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Leave it to Kathy Lee to uncover the truth.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Man Saves Tiny Bald Mouse From Fire (and cat) By Stuffing Down Shorts

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Nefarious.

Seriously, I've known his type. Hardly modest, certainly not embarrassed by this. He'd probably sit on your front lawn and drink a six-pack in nothing but his Timberlands and wave his dick at passing traffic. He probably showed that picture to his own mother. "Look, my nutsack made the front page!"

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