... by ObiJo 7-26-02

Hello, reader. I'm your author, obijo. I enjoy making strips in which I am a character because I'm overly self-involved. But enough about me. This is YOUR comic. Your time to shine. The third panel is all yours so grab a water-based crayon and get to it!

I wonder if comics are admissible in court by ObiJo 7-26-02

Hello, reader. I'd like to again talk about myself. I'm currently on comic 926. Close to 1000! But a big bad monster named kaufman is at 971 comics and trying to beat me to 1000! Boo! I want you to kill him, reader.

I've been a baaaaaaaaad boy by ObiJo 7-26-02

You know what I like about you, reader? Your can-do attitude. Kill him, reader.

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Guess who I saw out jogging today, reader? That's right. Be terrible if he had a little accident while jogging past the sewage plant, wouldn't it?

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I see kaufman's still alive. Reader, reader, reader. You dissapoint me.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

*poke*

Im crying here. Theres coke all over my keyboard and my monitor , and i think i just broke my toe when i fell backwards and it came up and kicked my desk.

Damn you Obijo. Damn you and Donkey Boy STRAIGHT TO HELL!

and goddamn , these forums NEED an Obijo forumusers character.

DEXX. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Thanks, Kev, baby.

I told DexX that since I've love 100 pounds and have another 100 to lose, he should do small, medium, and large characters of me.

I believe that's when he started crying.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

love=lost

That's the most telling freudian slip I've ever made.

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Thanks, Kev, baby.

I told DexX that since I've love 100 pounds and have another 100 to lose, he should do small, medium, and large characters of me.

I believe that's when he started crying.

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Bec needs to use the PC so I am rushing through the forums.

ObiJo = Legend

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While I must admit the subject matter is a little... uh... (don't you DARE kill kaufman, you son of a-- **ahem**) macabre...

I have to reiterate my "Actor's Studio" sentiments.

**bows down and worships the mighty ObiJo**

You.

Are.

A.

Gawd.

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Untitled by kaufman 7-28-02

972

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I'm torn.

I hope they kill each other.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I hope they both kill wirthling.

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I hope Wirthling kills them both , then is killed by Gabe , who is killed by Drexle , Who is killed by Dexx , who is Killed by Bazilla (cos he been beaten once already) , who is killed by Kramer , who is killed by Namgubed , who is killed by the little midget from Austin Powers.

Cos ,like , it might be funny or something.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I will never live down that defeat... :(

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If DexX kills me, then I will torment him in hell for all eternity if he goes on to be killed by Bazilla.

Oh, before I forget...

I LUV U OBIJO!!! *Faints!*

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... Namgubed , who is killed by the little midget from Austin Powers.

Cos ,like , it might be funny or something.

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I didn't think it was that good, actually. It had its moments, but it was very hit and miss, and the actual Goldmember character was painfully unfunny.