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Of course the car salesman advertised it as "like new."

Several car manufacturers are giving aluminum foil a stab. While the foil cars are slower and weaker, it seems to be strangely popular amongst the Mr. Potato Head family.

"I'd like to install an air conditioner in my car..."

Scene from the up-coming movie Dude, What's My Car?

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"Sure, we can just buff that out..."

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

"When they arrived, no one could figure out exactly how long Bernard had been ramming the car with his head, but the general consensus was 'a pretty darned long time.'"

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"Old" is the old new.

Goddam valets. That's the last time I'm parking here.

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What others say about boorite!

As your insurance adjuster, I'd say you have about $40 worth of damage here.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Hunchback Auto Parts: For all your Automotive and Bell Tower needs.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

scroe!

(I just love the shape of that "dent". Reminds me of Akira.)

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"Stop messing with my head!"

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

From how far back do you have to start running to do that much damage with a human head?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I don't know, but he must have been wearing a fucking huge crash helmet...

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Damn squirrel!

Damn squirrel!

In the remake, Bambi gets revenge on his mother's killer.

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Harold checked the damage to his car while the dalek called its insurance company.

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Detroit - It seems that GM's new concept car, based on "wearable transportation" has presented a few major dents to iron out! The weight factor is still a major problem for the company. An engineer is seen here getting ready to retrofit this space-age concept vehicle with the suspenders-belt-elastic option. "Yeah, if she looses a few more pounds, we can solve the parking shortage forever! he said."

AND

"See! That's what I was trying to tell you! Krell steel HAS to be six inches thick or its softer than marshmallows ... doh!"

"Mommy, Mommy, I can see myself!"

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"Sorry, I just got really hungry."

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"Puny vehicle with poorly reinforced frame! Hulk smash!"

The metal plate in Steve's head seemed to have developed magnetic force.

After unlocking the woodpecker within him, Officer Jack decided that his car would make the perfect home...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

And that folks, was the Headbutt of Harm! Anyone want a personal sample?

Watch as this unknowing man walks toward the open mouth of the car beast. What he doesn't know is the car beast will crush the life out of him when he gets a little closer.
This should be good.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

After closer inspection, Officer Steve confirmed that the car in question had indeed been 'hit by something really hard'...

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