"Hey guys, I'm here! I heard it was covered dish so I brought over some of mom's Baklavas and...
OH MY GOD!!"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"Oh my god, I'm getting a hard on. PLEASE let that be depictions of heterosexual sex..."

Ah yes - the twelve positions of Hercules.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

USC Trojans locker room?

Actually, it occurs to me that this pretty depicts any Greek social occasion.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

make that "pretty MUCH depicts". Damn these Freudian slips.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

That guy in the middle. Please tell me he's just taking off his belt. Or maybe measuring the circumference of his leg.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

My Big Fat Greek Wedding, the Director's Cut. Definitely unavailable at Blockbuster.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"TOBOR WISH TOBOR WAS IN ANCIENT GREECE..."

So this is what Sub_m7's party was like.

Damn, how come I didn't think of that. WORK HARDER YOU STUPID BRAIN!

Damn, how come I didn't think of that. WORK HARDER YOU STUPID BRAIN!

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I was joking. There were no women at Sub's party.

Um, maybe you should look at the picture more carefully...

Oh, sorry. I didn't have my glasses on.

Little known fact: Viagra was actually invented by the ancient Greek herbalist Testicles in 520 B.C.

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t

Hercules: The Legendary Journeys...After Dark!

That's the pattern my bride and I registered for at Macy's.

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What others say about boorite!

"Tell me, centuwian, do you think that's funny? I have a fwend in Wome, you know... his name is Biggus... Dickus!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

It was very cramped in the wooden horse, and the heroes were there for some time before nightfall.

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Sometimes I work so fast I become invisible.