Friend-to-Friend by attitudechicka 10-04-02

Hey Spankling, what are you doing here? It's the 5th of the month. I'm here to remind you to do your breast self-exam. Thanks, Spanks, I'd nearly forgotten. Proof once again that the friend-to-friend program really works. By the way, do you need any help?

As many of you are already aware, it is breast cancer awareness month. Breast cancer is my cause of choice, and I will be participating in many activities to raise money for the battle against breast cancer. So I want to see comics about breast cancer awareness/the search for the cure.

Judging will be monday on account that I won't be near a computer with internet access until then.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CC 145: booby cancer by boinky33 10-04-02

My boobies are lumpy. Mayber you have breast cancer. Hey! I probably do! And for this I swear to Buddah that I will find a cure and...... Oh, never mind. It's only leprosy.

Brought to You by the Church of Latter Day Saints by Spankling 10-04-02

DON'T YOU EVER KNOCK?!? Can it sis. Say, why are you grabbin yourself like that? I'm checking for lumps. Now get out of my room. Hell, I can see your lumps from here. Well I bet you didn't see these lumps coming! Ooof! Okay, I'll leave and let you get back to your grope-feast!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

A bargain at half the price! by Spankling 10-04-02

Hello. *grope grope* Are you the lady of the house? *grope* Uhhhh.... yeah. Say what are you doing with your hands in your pockets? Just keeping my fingers warm, miss *grope*. You see, I'm a professional breast examiner. Get real! I'm not letting you near my balloons. But it'll just cost you $20, take 20 minutes, and I even throw in sexual favors for free! Well, why didn't you say so! Come on in!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Mid-Term Breast Exams in 2 Weeks, Ladies! Study Hard! by Spankling 10-04-02

Well, I'm off to my breast exam class! You go to a class for that? Oh yeah. The instructor shows us how to make it more than an obligation. He brings out the fun! Sounds good! I'll join you! Later, In Class Now feel around with that top hand girls. And remember, this is the advanced class! I want to see that lower hand stay_busy,_just_like_mine_is.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC 145: And Now You Know by akirajim 10-04-02

October is breast cancer awareness month. Be sure to check for lumps on your boobs every day. It could save your life. Why are you telling me this?! I don't even have breasts! Whatever you say, tubby.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

More on the subject of man boobs.

CC 145: booby cancer 2 by boinky33 10-04-02

Remember to check your hooters for lumps. Okay, doctor. Laterish...... What are you doing, master? *Grope!* *Grope!* What does it look like, Hootie?

Contest 145: Lifelong learning by il_schmucko 10-04-02

Hey mom. Earlier, in the shower, I was feeling my breasts and I found a lump. Oh, dear. That's not good. Better take you to the doctor. Really? You think it could be serious? It shouldn't be too bad. It's a good thing you knew about breast self-examination. What's breast self-examination?

incidentally, this gal seems to be having way too much fun for someone who's missing most of her hair and checking herself for cancer.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

CC 145b: Hippocrates Shrugged by il_schmucko 10-04-02

That concludes your breast exam. You have a clean bill of health. My old doctor never did it that way. Well, I called it something different at my last practice... ...but for some reason, patients never wanted to schedule a "Hawaiian Musclefuck." Next time you'll have to take my temperature.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

CC 145: Breast Exams And You, Part 1 by deucepm 10-04-02

Have you performed your monthly breast cancer exam yet? You know, I was gonna do it right after my pap smear. News flash--we're guys. Guys don't get breast cancer. Yes, we do. No, we don't! Guys get ass cancer. Girls get breast cancer. It's a scientific fact. Great googaly moogaly. How do you even get dressed in the morning, you pile of hair? I'm just saying, show me one woman who ever died of prostate cancer. Can't do it, can you?

CC 145: Breast Exams And You, Part 2 by deucepm 10-04-02

Look, you brainless douchebag, men get breast cancer. There are thousands of documented cases! Name one. Richard Roundtree. Rich-- Shaft? Shaft has breast cancer? Had. He underwent a mastectomy and six months of chemotherapy. That's why you need to check. But...but he's Shaft! I thought he'd get, like, gonorrhea from some sexy yet careless mama, not breast cancer!

CC 145: Breast Exams And You, Part 3 by deucepm 10-04-02

So, if breast cancer is bad enough to take on Shaft, it'll have no problem throwing down on you. Now are you gonna do the exam or not? All right, all right. Just a second. It's like dealing with a huge, smelly two-year-old... Oh God...lumps! There's lumps! I've got two lumps! Okay, those are your nipples. Oh, yeah. Hey, what are these things for again?

CC 145: Breast Exams And You, Part 4 by deucepm 10-04-02

Everything copacetic? I guess so. I didn't find any lumps, anyway. What are the other symptoms? Let's see...Skin dimpling or puckering... Nipple retraction... Redness and scaliness of the breast area... Nope, got none of that. ...and nipple discharge. EW! EW! EW! NO!

CC 145: Breast Exams And You, Part 5 by deucepm 10-04-02

Well, I guess we've all learned something here today. Yep. Even guys have to perform the ol' monthly check for breast lumps. Yep. Well, g'night, every-- It's a good idea to check your nuts, too. Do it right after you get out of the shower when they're warm and soft, like two lumps of cookie dough. Wow. I almost knew what dignity felt like. You're still gonna have to go to the doctor for the ass thing, though.

It's true, too. Check it out.

Awesome, deuce.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

CC 145: The real reason they're gone by kaufman 10-04-02

Hello, as a part of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, I'm asking you if any of your boobs have lumps. Hold on, I'll check. stripcreator.com regulars page Well, ObiJo definitely does, and I think DexX does too.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

This would be a great time for Brad to post my Jamalia character. Even if I did reduce her breastaliciousness at my wife's request.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Say it aint so!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Movies Rewritten for Breast Cancer Awareness Month by kaufman 10-04-02

Memento I'm in a hotel room. A tattoo says I've lost my short-term mammaries, and another says I must find the man who checked my wife for lumps, and kill him. Star Wars Obi Wan, are you telling me the Death Star is just a giant space breast? Yes, Luke, and it has one small spot of weakness. You must drop a radiation tratment precisely there in order to save the universe. Blazing Saddles Mammogram for Mongo. Oooh, Mongo like titty squeeze.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Boorite the Cancer by Spankling 10-04-02

Could you describe the lump that was on your breast, miss? Yes. He was wearing boxers and carrying a beer. Are you sure he's gone? Oh yes. Quite sure. Mind if I have a look for myself? I have a stun gun in this purse I've been dying to try, fat-boy.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC145 HOMecoming by BeNN_MaKK 10-04-02

Oh my god!! My family's been killed!! My village is destroyed!! God no! Oh GOD We_hid_in_the_church_as long as we could after they came..but they locked us in and burned it down. I got out to make room for more, I was trying to save them..if I had known... *SOB* OH WHY NOT ME WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS?? Breast cancer.

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FABULOUS TREASURE

CC 145: Breast Cancer Awareness by Bazilla 10-05-02

Hello kids! Today we are gong to learn about "Breast Cancer" "Breast Cancer" just like me, kills thousands. Please, don't let cancer kill you. Let someone else do it.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

CC145: The Visit by bonwag 10-05-02

Breast self-examination is very important, especially in your later years. I'm with you, Granma. Unfortuntately, in your later years, arthritis also becomes a concern. I'm with you, Granma. Which brings us to the point of today's meeting. You're on your own, Granma.

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exit, pursued by a bear

Remember to Fondle Your Pets Regularly by israphael 10-05-02

Mr. Kaufman, Puff's lump was an early form of breast cancer. To be on the safe side, we suggest removing all the breast tissue from her left side. Remove her breasts! She'll be deformed! Not to worry. Although we are removing a lot of tissue, the cosmetic impact will be slight. Her fur will hide any defect. However, about Puff's flabby thighs... Might I suggest an expensive course of liposuction and fanny tucks?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Maybe next time they'll ask the women by kaufman 10-05-02

As a public service, we've requested that some of stripcreator's best and brightest share their ideas on breast cancer prevention. Constrictive clothing encourages the development of cancer cells. No pants for me, and I NEVER wear bras. 120 decibels of gut-crunching metal will blow any budding malignancy away. Crank it up! The therapeutic power of cats is well known. I rub one against my chest at every possible opportunity. Don't ... move ... a ... muscle. Keeps the cells from banging up against one another and going bad. I had my breasts drilled and capped. Hygenically sealed, nothing bad can get in.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

i think this comic has something really important to say

to you homos

cc 145: longdongsilver throws his hat into the ring of fags by LongDongSilver 10-05-02

im so tired of boyfriends cheating on me i hope you will be different roger!!!!!! i would never consider another woman over you my love now ill win the comic contest for sure!!!!!!! unless she had really really big hooters or something

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

on a side note

a question for attitudechicka by LongDongSilver 10-05-02

if i paid you to wear a strap on dildo and fuck me in the ass would you throw in a reacharound for free????

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Door by israphael 10-05-02

Sis, where do you keep the- OH MY GOD! I'M SORRY! I was... Um... just doing a breast self-examination. Well, that would explain what you were doing with your left hand. What were you doing with the other one, searching for cervical cancer?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."