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Smiley's Pen

"What do you mean the PIC didn't load? Then use your imagination, damnit!"

After being shrunk down to 3" our brave adventurer was ready to ride the good ship Vibrator into the breach. But he wasn't going in without protection.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

When I saw "Singing in the Rain" I hoped it would be that picture, oh um, a caption well...

"I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the Universe."

"This umbrella's worth a lot to me!"

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Darnit, he fixed the PIC. :-P

"Unfortunately, the Star Wars On Ice musical just didn't enjoy the same popularity as the movie."

"Oh, real funny guys! Leave the tin man in a rainstorm. Fuckin hilarious."

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

"Oh, for the love of... You'd think the most unjustly popular character in the Star Wars universe could at least get a frickin' taxi!"

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

B0B4 F4G0T!!!11 H4W H4W

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What others say about boorite!

This from fuckedcompany.com: This is all that's ever going to come of the much ballyhooed "Star Wars Theme Park" attraction scheduled to open in June of 2003. After Industrial Light and Magic blew the entire budget on one droid, seen here, the backers simply pulled out. The umbrella alone cost over 30 million, according to insiders at LucasFilm.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"See? I can take it off my backpack and carry it around and be corteous to other people if they're getting soaked under the rain. Or just put it back up there. And yes, I'm a bounty hunter."

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Bonus.

"Excuse me, does this umbrella make me look Fett?"

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"RAR! Chewbaca will cornhole you!"