I hired both Martha Stewart and G.G. Allin to landscape my yard.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

poop holds teh rose wher it is.

These flowers smell like shit.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

"What the hell are you doing??? Can't you see I'm in the can?!"

"A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet...

Unless they are planted in a steamy pile of shit."

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

An invention which allowed dogs to both dig flowers out of the garden and drink toilet water at once proved to be unsuccessful.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Deeeep in the outback, we foind some remarkable creatures. This goy's a rare whoite-bellied, flower-mouthed shitfrog!

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

Harold thought nothing as he flushed the seeds down the toilet. But in the contaminatated sewer system, they grew and sought revenge ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"Uh, honey, there's such a thing as too much pot pourri".

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Dad was flammable

"Yeah, I tried going to stripcreator, but it was just a bunch of pansies and toilet humor."

You act like your shit don't stink!

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What others say about boorite!

"Keep eating pumpkin seeds, dumbass."

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Bonus.

The durian, shown in its natural habitat.

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t