Selling Out - Part One by KajunFirefly 10-21-02

Hey Brad, uh, I was going to donate some more money to SC, but, I'm a bit skint just now, uh, sorry, I'll get money as soon as I can though. It's ok, I've, uh, found another way to fund SC.com. Tired of having your genitals rubbing against the inside of your underwear? Is applying cream a complete pain in the.... *cough* You need new "CLOWN_CUPS", that's right, for $10 a month you can have a clown cup your testicles all day, while you get on with life! wait, what the fuck was that? I've rented out the middle panel for advertising, cool huh?

Selling Out - Part Two by KajunFirefly 10-21-02

Wait a minute, surely you can't do that, I mean, banners would be enough, even pop-ups would be better. Hey, I WANTED pop-ups, I specifically asked for them, but I got it explained to me, you see... Tired of having your genitals rubbing against the inside of your underwear? Is applying cream a complete pain in the.... *cough* You need new "CLOWN_CUPS", that's right, for $10 a month you can have a clown cup your testicles all day, while you get on with life! ...and so, it all makes sense.

Selling Out - Part Three by KajunFirefly 10-21-02

Why does that clown ad keep appearing, didn't anyone else sign up for ads? No, it's weird, any time anyone else sends me an ad, the clown guys outbid them. Tired of having your genitals rubbing against the inside of your underwear? Is applying cream a complete pain in the.... *cough* You need new "CLOWN_CUPS", that's right, for $10 a month you can have a clown cup your testicles all day, while you get on with life! It's so stupid, who would want to walk around with a clown's hand down their pants? Andy's ordered 3 already.

Selling Out - Part Four by KajunFirefly 10-21-02

Hey, wait a minute, how about we keep trying to outbid the clowns until we get enough money to run SC without needing the ads? Ha, yeah, we thought of that, Boorite submitted an ad, but they refused to outbid him, I still took his money though. Lonely? Drunk? Full of self-loathing? Why not give me a phone? I'll show you the time of your life! Hi, I'm loney, drunk and full of self-loathing! I'm sure I've seen that ad before. Ever been to a public toilet?

Selling Out - Part Five by KajunFirefly 10-21-02

How much longer are these fucking adverts going to be here? It's making it impossible to write a funny comic. I don't know, they might be here for good, I could retire on the money the clown guys are sending. What was that? A Gap advert.

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Dad was flammable

In a word... brilliant.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

You're one sick bastard. I like that in a person.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

That was wondertiredofhavingyourgenitalsrubbingful!

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D____NG by BeNN_MaKK 10-21-02

(DANCING!!)

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FABULOUS TREASURE

Where the hell is evil_d's Magnificent Bastard Award generator?

Right here.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Huzzah, any chance you guys could come to Scotland later this month when I give my final presentation? You could sit in the audience and just shout stuff like "You rule" and "Our lives are meaningless without you", it'd be a great help.

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Dad was flammable

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Huzzah, any chance you guys could come to Scotland later this month when I give my final presentation? You could sit in the audience and just shout stuff like "You rule" and "Our lives are meaningless without you", it'd be a great help.

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Call me if you're drunk and full of self-loathing!

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What others say about boorite!

Excellent!

You're sexy for doing this.

Have your way with me now.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Don't I wish. The month I spent in Edinborough was one of the most memorable of my life. Not only does the Fringe Festival kick a substantial quantity of ass, but walking down the Royal Mile to work everyday was quite an experience.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Those comics were old but we forgive ye.

Top marks for spelling Edinburgh phonetically, naz_ghul!

Kajun - PM me the date time and place and I'll bring the giant banners with Fuck on them. Any excuse to visit Glasgae.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

You'll notice that it's not just the comics that are old, but the thread is too. I've graduated now.

Thanks anyway.

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Dad was flammable

Aw damn. And I was gonna get wee Kate to dress up as Asiangirl...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Thanks,I was hoping someone would notice that. :)

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.