When I won CC 152, I made this comic:

The Winner of CC 152 is dcomposed by dcomposed 11-11-02

I bring news from above, sir. What is it? dcomposed has just won a comic compitition! Did someone turn down the heat?

The idea behind it is that It's very unlikely that I would win a comic compitition, and something which would happen only after hall had frozen over / when it's a cold day in hell / anything else like that.

So for this competition you must:[list][*]Make a comic in which something improbable happens, like me winning a CC or boinky33 scoring with a chick.

[*]Only use art submitted by DexX. This includes the "dexx" and "forumusers" catagories as well as parts of "props" and "holiday". If you're not sure if it's DexX or not, don't use it.

[*]Make reference to a cute little animal of some sort. Doesn't have to be a real one.[/list]
I was going to make this a one hour contest, but instead I'll go 'till 9am friday morning SC time.

enjoy!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

forgot about the animal, oh well.

CC #153: This is the perfect comic for these rules. =) by Rone_Rivendale 11-11-02

Satan sir! What is it?? Matt Groening has just sued Brad for using his artwork! Oh no! You know what this means?! Yikes, my bones are freezing! Shut up....

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Peace and Love.

CC 153: something by boinky33 11-11-02

boinky33 I can't believe it! I can maintain an erection again! Oh, what a cute squirrel.

Whoops. I forgot the DexX rule.

Worst. Joke. Ever.

CC 153: The Imploding Styrofoam Maybe by UnknownEric 11-11-02

Did you hear? Richard Gere went an entire year without getting a gerbil stuck in his ass! No kidding! I can't vouch for the ferret population though.

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I has a flavor!

That was the best joke ever you mean.

CC 153: captain bursts into flames by boinky33 11-11-02

Did you hear? I can catch on fire at any minute! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! CHIPMUNKS!

CC 152: granny time by boinky33 11-11-02

Did you hear? I've gone deaf! Oh, dear! That's horrible! WHAT??????

CC 153: my dog ate this title by boinky33 11-11-02

I've got cancer- Say ferrets, baby! Excuse me? Just say it! F-Ferrets? Oh, yeah! (EJACULATING!)

CC 153: comic by boinky33 11-11-02

I can't go to the orgy with you tonight! I got a frog in my throat! And a gerbil in my anus! Me too.

CC 153: bad news cowboys by boinky33 11-11-02

Not DexX characters but I don't care! The rotor turbines did generate gravitons by themselves! Oh, no! What the racoon are you talking about?

CC 152: WeedleWeedle by boinky33 11-11-02

WeedleWeedle finally realized that no one likes him and he killed himself! HeY BITCH!!!!11 OH NO! HE'S BACK! WhO wANts 2 TOUCH MY weasel?

CC 152: Hell Frozen Over. by Bazilla 11-11-02

Hey look! Hell's frozen over! I don't get it. Well, Hell is a name of a place in Norway. I don't get it. Norway's cold. Can I shoot you now?

152=153

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

CC153 - No Fucking Way by Mr_Jass 11-11-02

Some puppyfucker just posted a comic that follows all the rules.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

CC 153 v.2: Hollywood Ending by akirajim 11-11-02

Congratulations on winning the Will Eisner Comic Industry Award for the eighth year in a row, weedleweedle! Now we're gonna bring out a surprise guest who has a little something to say to you ... Weedleweedle, you're the love of my life. Can you ever forgive me for doubting you??? O ITS OKAY GERBIL DICK NOW LETS MAKE SWEET MAN LOVE IN MY VAN

CC 153: When Pigs Fly Into My Ass by akirajim 11-11-02

Congratulations on your first time having sex, akirajim! You're sure it was with a genuine human female? I'm sure. I mean, not with a dog like last time?

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

CC 153: me n brad by LongDongSilver 11-11-02

This is a lovely tea party, longdongsilver. yes it certainly is I've been thinking of deleting some accounts to save bandwidth. Who do you think should get kicked off stripcreator first, old friend? well kaufman is not pulling his weight around here Hmmm. get it???? because hes a fatass

if dcomposed stays true to his theme then i will certainly win

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

CC Something or Other - That One Decomposed is Running. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 11-11-02

So what miraculous and unexpected idea have you got for a comic this time Perm? Watch this. This is fucking unbelievable. Its the craziest shit ever. *Squirrel and Bird noises* And that was? Thirty seconds without Boinky33 making a shit comic.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

KKP rules.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

CC 153: Hole Freezes Over by kaufman 11-11-02

I won't be entering this contest. I've been swamped with thousands of entries to the golf photoshop contest, and have to judge them. Let's see. Hootie Johnson's head on Pamela Anderson's body .... Tiger hitting the windmill ... Bill Murray assraping the gopher, ... Haha! This one has to be the winner. A golfer in plain pants, wearing no ads!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

*sniff*

CC 153: HOLY MOLY! by boinky33 11-12-02

Did you hear? Boinky33 won dcomposed's contest! HOLY MOLY! Just then in Ohio Gophers. Okay, dcomposed! Here's your 50 bucks! Sweet!

CC 153: DID YOU, BITCH?????? by boinky33 11-12-02

Did you hear? My mother fucked a Sloth in the ass using a strap-on! WELL? .... DID YOU???? DID YOU, BITCH????? Oh, wait. You're an elephant! he, he.

Windmills of My Mind 1 by my_fawn_has_diarrhea 11-12-02

I can no longer hide my feelings for you. When you're gone, I see your face. When you're here, I hunger for your touch. I've waited to hear those word for a very long time. Take me now you fool! *SMOOCH* *ZIP* *SLURP*

Windmills of My Mind 2 by my_fawn_has_diarrhea 11-12-02

GAH! What a horrible dream. I mean... Me and Drexle... How fucked up is that? Another nightmare, you poor thing? Come back to bed. I know something that will take your mind off of it. Yes, Dear.

Windmills of My Mind 3 by my_fawn_has_diarrhea 11-12-02

GAH! That was awful! Two gay nightmares in one night! What could it mean? Damn it! You woke me up with your girlish screams. Well, while we're up, come back to bed. Mama needs some lovin'. GAH!

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I'm half spit, by body weight.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Oh fuck, I don't think I will even enter. That one rules.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Well, here's one from the neophyte arena:
CC 153: Under The Sea

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HALPUU!