Stock up!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Must be having another Q-tip sale.

"Jackass the Movie" said not to try this at home, but I say FUCK THE MOVIES!!! HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

Let's see if she still thinks she's so cool when it starts raining!

How women with REALLY big periods shop.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Okay, mommy. Now run down the aisle and let go!

"Please, ma'am! We must insist that you use one of the shopping carts provided by our supermarket!"

"Yes. my husband builds hot rods. Yes, he put me up here to pose in this monstrosity because he thought it would look cute. Now... get me a ladder and an attorney, will you?"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Give me every goddam box of pudding you got."

Interesting fact: When shopping carts first came out no one used them - they thought the store was trying to trick them into buying more than they needed (duh).

So the stores hired lovely women to push around carts -women who did a fair job of pretending to be enviable suburban housewives out shopping. Soon, women who wanted to be like those other women, and men who wanted to meet them by the cart rack, started using them too.

Then some wrench-diddler made this fucking thing.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

HAAAA!!! This is my favorite caption by far. It makes a weird photo even weirder.

The left front wheel is all jiggly.

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What others say about boorite!

SUC

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Demolition derby reject.

Today in Baltimore, MD, a shopper took the name of the grocery chain "Giant Food" a little too literally...

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I has a flavor!