How can it not be evil when some guy is taking a McDonald's Breakfast dump like 5 feet away from you?

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room where waters flow
big McDonald's Breakfast dump
clear the area

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though I have paper
the newsprint chafes my buttocks
a little help please?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

So it was Wirthling
somehow I am not surprised
my eyes, watering.

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Please don't tell me this
It's too much information
I'm trying to eat.

McDonald's goes in.
Shit comes out the other side.
Can't tell them apart.

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The worst part of all?
Through the haze of feces, I
Still smell the onions

I heard him ask for
Double on the "special sauce"
Now I'm enlightened.

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my admiration
for the people on this site
cannot be described

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

THE REGIME IS GAINING GROUND! I'LL NEVER JOIN YOUR BLOODY HAIKU REGIME! NEVER!

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

You poop beside me
But I've only had a shake
So I can but pee

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

See floor wet with pee
I approach the urinal
Who has such bad aim?

[i]Seriously, I see this all the time at work. Walk into the mens room and the floor in front of the urinal is wet with pee. You don't want to step in it. I mean, how far away from the urinal do some guys stand, and with what force are they pissing to splatter THAT MUCH?

Of course, these are the same guys who don't lift the toilet seat when they stand and pee in the stall. So you go to take a dump and the seat is covered with piss. Disgusting. Luckily, every stall also has a can of spray disinfectant.[/i]

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

So sorry fuzzy.
I fear it's hard to aim with
a two foot long cock.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Our work john has those paper ass donuts, too. I figure, if you aint got no skill with it, leave it at home.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Pissing makes me smile,
the urinal cake dissolves,
my cock can destroy.

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Dad was flammable

Kajun exposes
Some of us to our folly.
We thought they were mints.

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I never will be
Victim to this dumb haiku
The format just sucks

Haikus are quite lame
When you think it will all fit
It turns out it will-

Sitting in the can
Waiting for something to come
I farted, instead.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.