I disagree with most of his policies, and he was running for president and I lived in Germany and was old enough to vote, I wouldn't vote for him.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Babies understand Hitler and seem to dislike him. Dangling a baby in front of Hitler is cruel.

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What others say about boorite!

Hitler Was a Sensitive Man by Anal Cunt

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER
HE WANTED TO BE A PAINTER
HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN
HE WAS ALSO A NON SMOKER

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HE HIRED GAY AND HANDICAPPED OFFICERS
HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT OVERPOPULATION
IF HITLER WAS ALIVE TODAY
HE'D LISTEN TO THE CURE, THE SMITHS, AND DEPECHE MODE

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

"And, of course, he ended up in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire. Because he was a Nazi fuckhead. And it was his honeymoon as well." - Eddie Izzard

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

quote:

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Hitler Was a Sensitive Man by Anal Cunt

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER
HE WANTED TO BE A PAINTER
HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN
HE WAS ALSO A NON SMOKER

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HE HIRED GAY AND HANDICAPPED OFFICERS
HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT OVERPOPULATION
IF HITLER WAS ALIVE TODAY
HE'D LISTEN TO THE CURE, THE SMITHS, AND DEPECHE MODE

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

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According to US intelligence at the time, Hitler had a thing for circus girls. He liked to see strong women doing dangerous things like taming lions or acrobatics up high. It is suggested that he sought the attention of such women.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'Hitler at the Circus']

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Anal Cunt forgot to mention that he was kind to animals. He cried when his dog died.

Also:

"Bring zem to mir", surely?

-- Smarmy Andy

Couldn't remember whether to/nach took the accusative or dative. Insert whichever pronoun is funnier.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Never mind. Of course good German wouldn't use "nach" there. I'm too sleepy. Good night.

Maybe with an Austrian accent? Sub, are you there?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Hitler also supplied housing for many jews.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

And don't forget his early retirement plan.