I like this recent trend of story-contests, so I'm going to continue it.

Dave (pictured above) recently came in to a large sum of money. The how and why is up to you, but hilarity must ensue. Show him earning the money, adjusting to his new wealthy lifestyle, achieving his dreams and/or losing it all.

And, because I don't want things to be too easy, you must use characters (or props) from at least two non-kaddar categories in your entry.

Single comics are accepted, series are encouraged, groan-inducing puns are inevitable.

Judging will take place Wednesday evening.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Aw, couldn't it be about Brad coming into a lot of money?

Wait a minute, why does that contest idea sound so familiar...?

You're so disqualified.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Stop making these types of rules.
They're getting old.

Yes. My attention span is too short to concentrate on entire series.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

A bit long and unwieldy, but here's mine...

CC158: Money's Too Tight To Mention by UnknownEric 12-07-02

Ahh, such a nice day for a stroll in the wilderness. Sometimes I just like to... whoop... Hello, hello... wot's all this about? A bag filled with cold, hard cash? 800 million dollars worth? Oh my! I wonder who's responsible for this? Ho ho... hurf?

CC158: Money Don't Matter 2Night by UnknownEric 12-07-02

Well hello there, St. Nick. Urrgh... hi Dave. Have you been a good little boy this year? Yes, Santa, I've been a very good boy. Now my sexy, older sister, she's been naughty. Very, very... Yes, yes. Whatever. Say, have you seen a large bag around these parts? Possibly filled with drug mo... I mean, toys! Yes, toys for children? Haven't seen a thing, Claus. You do remember that I can see you when you're sleeping, right?

CC158: Money (That's What Dave Wants) by UnknownEric 12-07-02

Sexy older sister Holly, wait til you hear what I found today? Your penis? Y'know what, up yours. Just makin' a comment...

CC158: For The Love Of Money by UnknownEric 12-07-02

Hi, I hear you're the man I want to see to purchase a sports franchise. That's right. Whadda ya want. NFL? NBA? NHL? MLB? I was thinking MLS, actually. *Sigh* It's sad that that's the punchline.

CC158: The Fabulous Moolah by UnknownEric 12-07-02

Wow, thank you for the great deal on the Kansas City Royals! No problem. Wait. The Kansas City Royals? Uhh. I'm screwed, aren't I? You ever tasted demon cock? I think I just did. Bingo.

[Click to view comic: 'CC158: C'mon, c'mon, listen to the money talk...']
[Click to view comic: 'CC158: Epilogue. Dave's gettin' nuttin' 4 Christmas...']

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I has a flavor!

agreed. I have bypassed the last few contests because I have not the attention span to do series, and they seem to be the ones that are preferred by the judges. I hope the next judge will encourage brevity.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Not everybody has an Obsessive Comic Disorder.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

There's always a way around these series things.

CC158: Three Panel Series by fuzzyman 12-08-02

Give me your soul, Dave, and I will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams! I will turn you into... Bill Gates! Sold! Later... More sex, Mr. Gates? The other girls are waiting in the Orgy Room. I'm done for today. There's a pile of money on the table. Take a million dollars and divide it among the ten of you. Still Later... AAAAIIIIIEEEE!!! @#$@!! WINDOWS CRASHED AGAIN!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I think we have a winner.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Oh, sure. Put the Curse of Bazilla on me.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Smurf of Mozilla?

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Bazilla had a habit of seeing my entries in contests and declaring that I would win. Which would inevitably mean that I would lose.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

CC 158: Part One by akirajim 12-07-02

What? I can become a billionaire merely by sending five thousand dollars to Nigeria?! Okay... Well whatdayaknow? It worked and now I'm a billionaire! THAT'TH FABULOUTH!

CC 158: Part Two by akirajim 12-07-02

I'm here to pick up my welfare check. We're not giving you welfare money anymore. And why the hell not?! Because you're rich. This is class discrimination at its worst!

CC 158: Part Three by akirajim 12-08-02

Master! There's an emergency! Now now, Servo, I'm not listening to you until you call me by my proper name. Master Bater. Tee hee.

CC 158: Part Four by akirajim 12-08-02

Now what is it, Servo? All you're money's gone! What?! How?! The IRS stole it. ...and so now I'm a homeless panhandler. MUTHAFUCK THE PO-LICE!

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

CC 158: EVER. by KaddarComps 12-08-02

I have a large sum of money. How did you get it? I sold forged classified technology to third world countries. This is the weirdest step to making a bomb EVER.

I, too, care not for series. Or compliance.

CC 158: A Room, A Sum, A Canal, Panama! by bonwag 12-09-02

I just came into a large sum of money. (ADJUSTING!) Give_me_a_few minutes. You can see it again.

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exit, pursued by a bear

CC 158: Another feeble attempt by maddog00 12-09-02

Hmm, what's the best way to get money...Ah, I know. Hey, gramps. I need money. You mind if you die? Or if I kill you or something? What in sam hill are you talking about, son? Never mind. I'm all over it. Gah.

CC158: I don't know why I bother... by maddog00 12-09-02

Looks like you're the sole aire of Grandpa Eddie's riches. Awesome. Pay up, sucker. Mind if I ask you what you're going to do with it. Going to muthafuckin' Disneyworld. How original. Fuck you, man. Its my goddamn money.

CC158: Recycled gags are great...not by maddog00 12-09-02

Made it to Disney. I finally...what the fuck? You're not a Disney character. No. That would be infringing on copyright laws, doc. So..where am I? You look Warner Brothers-ish. Six Flags Great Adventure, maybe? No, no. I'm Hugs Hunny. Not to be confused with some other bunny. And this would be Six Mags Hate Adventureland. Well, this is starting to get ridiculous. Hey, don't look at me. I don't come up with this crap.

CC158: Acknowledging the quality by maddog00 12-09-02

Excuse me, son. Whoever writes this crap...one sec...excuse me? I'm trying to have a conver...oh, officer. I have a warrant for your arrest. Well, that was quick. Thank god. We punching out so soon? This is the best way to get out of a bad comic series. You have the right to remain silent... I know my rights. Just get us the fuck out of here already.

Cash Call by kaufman 12-09-02

RING! RING! 99X is my radio station! ... I answered the phone with that catchphrase. Do I win???? That sorry line? Look, 99X got bought up by Clear-Channel in '77, canned their live DJs in '81, went soft-rock in '87, right-wing talk in '94 and mallcore muzak last year. That phone contest is over. So ... are you going to give me the money, or not? Well, ok. Cool!

Cash Cow by kaufman 12-09-02

So now you're rich. Are you going to get that sex change you've been talking about for years? God, no. That would be small change. I'm going all the way. Species change is where it's at. Are you sure this is what you want? Absolutely, Doc! Let's do it. So, what do you think? Dave, if I were Hindu, I would worship you.

Cow Chips by kaufman 12-09-02

Smoke me, smoke me! I'm so glad my change in appearance didn't keep the guys from inviting me to their Friday poker game. I'll just smoke a few joints first to loosen up .... Glad you could make it, Dave. Have a seat and we'll deal. What are we playing, penny ante? No, actually, the guys decided they'd rather play for high steaks. *gulp*

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I think it's because a series bombards a person with jokes, and they can really add up.

Might I suggest pitting individual comics in a person's series against each other?

Series humor is different because you're not always looking for a big laugh in each strip. A smile and movement of the storyline can do the trick, at least for a lot of them.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Yeah, that's the other way to go when you do a series. I guess the depth of the storyline IS a bonus too.

But in a series you could go for the "sitcom" route, ie. using the same characters in each strip, but with different and unconnected stories, thereby getting one big laugh per strip.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

You mean like this?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Ass always, I worship you.

ALL HAIL THE FUZZMEISTER!

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

cc 158: cha ching !!!!!!!!! by LongDongSilver 12-10-02

it is challenging because of my massive intellect !!!!

(and dong !!!!!!!!)

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver